Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 2 - Episode 8

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Must Read: I Have Done Some Great Bad Things - Season 2 - Episode 8

“Iwukwa onye aruruala o!”{You are tricky person o},i had myself say out loud…
What is the cause?


While laying ontop me,Ebere has just told me that she was the one that switched off the control switch of the house to get my attention since i was hell bent on watching the movie being aired,instead of answering her….In my bewilderment,i had exclaimed the stated statement above,probably due to lack of any other thing to say!
“Ga gbiinu ya na biko? Ka i si m lawa?”{Go and switch it on please? Or do you want me to start going back to our house?},i said,after knowing the real truth as to the sudden lights out!
….
Ebere didnt say any other thing as she just went and switched on the light..Well,i noticed that her mood has changed a bit,and it crossed my mind that i am the sole cause…
When she came back to the room,she nonchalantly,and in an “i dont care attitude”,told me to go and continue watching my movie..
I couldnt leave there again..I didnt want to go and watch the movie again..Infact,if there was anything i ever wanted to do at that particular moment,it is to see her lay on top me…
“Elegaazi m”{Am not watching again},i said as i sat back on the bed,and then la!d down on the bed next to Ebere!
“maka gini kwanu?”{Because of what?},Ebere asked me,trying very hard to conceal whether or not she is happy about my reiterated speech and desire about not watching the movie again!
“O nwee”{Nothing!},i said…
….
We both la!d there on the bed,staring at each other,speechless,using our eyez to play ‘staring games’..
“Eziokwu eh Odii,enwee ihe ishi m shi gi!”{Truthfully eh Odii,i dont know to say to you},she said,with vagueness and blank face flashing continuosly in her facial appearance!
I could have said:”You dont need to,just keep staring at me!”,if i was an adult.But i wasnt..
What filled and occupied my mind at that moment was evil! Evil in the sense that i immediately held Ebere by hand and hip,and helped her climb on top me and lay ontop me…

“juaria m ihe ahu i juru m mbu?”{Repeat that your previous question},i said…
Ebere was enlightened and kinda excited with my sudden outburst of intimate cordiality..
“Ya wukwana nke ole?”{Which of the questions?},She asked me..
“ihe m na eche!”{What i’m thinking of!},i replied calmly..
“Olo Odii..juo mu”{No Odii..Ask me instead},Ebere said..
“ngwa,kee ihe i na eche?”{Okay,what are you thinking of?},i asked Ebere,yielding to her demand while forsaking my own…
…
She didnt say anything..She just climbed out of me,out of the bed,on to the floor,and removed the dress she wore..She urged me to remove mine as she started approaching the bed,and climbed into it..I hurriedly went unclad…
“ihe a wu ihe m na eche!”{This is what i am thinking of!},Ebere said in such a manner that you would think she is in the same age with Aunty Nkiru et al!
As we la!d on the bed Unclad,with my Greatman choking out its nose,smelling for any juice to devour,Ebere asked me whether i have done it before!! I would have betrayed myself cuz i could have started laughing cuz of the question,but to my own surprise,i remained calm,articulated my answer and replied her that ‘yes’,i have done it,without exaggerating or downsizing it…I asked her,and she said same…
She obliged me to climb ontop of her and enter her….I obliged her…No caress….No romance…No arousal whatever!


I just climbed ontop Ebere,and i felt her feel my weight on top her,and then slowly and gently,i guided my Greatman into her very tight GreatEntrance in a pure missionary, devoid of expertise! And the rest is history!
…..
“Nnaa m ga eso unu agba ball o”{Men,i am playing this ball with you people o!},i said as Ebere and i walked up down to the place we normally play ball in Amakabo…
Eyez were thrown,and glances were made..Some eyes expressed questions,while others expressed pleasure and excitement…Others were like,what the Bleep?!
Who cares!
As is expected,i was picked,infact,i was a subject of hot debate as to the people i will be playing with as my teammates..They knew my mesmerizing ability,and so noone wanted to play against me…But all well and good,we played,enjoyed the game,with Ebere and others cheering my team up…….
…..By some minutes past 12pm or so,i was already on my way home {after discharging Ebere},and i was sweating like hell…Damn! Its even good though,this is the best evidence to show Amara that i really went to play ball…..But,why do i alwaz keep lying to Amara?!..I felt for her cuz of this though…Whether or not i would want to admit it,its up for debate;but one thing is sure though,Odinaka,you are a cheat,and a great one at that!!
“Di DiDi Di Diii!”
Thats my grandma,exclaiming her delight and happily speaking of how much i have really grown while in Aba..
I had entered the house sweating profusely,aggravated by the afternoon sun and was not wearing any top..My body was bare!



And just when i had the thought of Amara,she just popped out from nowhere and threw an annoying tantrum,or rather,taunting at me!..
“nke a hiiti na agba gi ka ewu christmas kwanu Odii?”{This one you are sweating like a christmas goat Odii?},she said,And they all started laughing..Its funny to them na!
I got flared-up momentarily as i just called out,saying:
“mmaa o kwa i hula aunti Amara na?..O chowala m okwu”{Mama,see what Aunty Amara is doing? She is looking for my trouble},i said purely in Aba tongue…
“hafu ya ri jee saa ahu!”{Leave her and go and take your birth dear!},grandma told me…..And i did as she suggested!
…….
Later that day,we were discussing,and i didnt know how the subject came up and Amara told me that her cousin,her uncle’s daughter,the one we went to visit sometime ago in Owerri to their house came for a holiday in their house{Amara’s house} last year…
I didnt know why Amara raised the topic shaa,but whatever effect she expected to see exhibit from me was totally rebuffed…She was betrayed!
On a more lighter mood,she asked me whether i would love to go there again,and i simply told her ‘no’…
“maka gini?”{why},she asked me..
“o nwee”{Nothing},i said..
The thing is,i have forgotten about her{Amara’s cousin sister} a very longtime ago..Like the whites will alwaz say,she is one of those people that just happened,and nothing more!!
“anyi ga eje ebe ahu echi ma o wu nwannechi!”{We will go there tomorrow or next!},Amara just said,not wanting to mind whether or not i was in concordance with her decision…But then,she said something that brightened my heart up though..She said that our going there is dependent on whether or not her parents comes back tomorrow….
As is cognate of someone who has an already demanding and niggling intention of fulfilling another duty that is personal{as is the situation i am now in},the only prayer that came to my mind immediately is that her parents should not come back early tomorrow if they are coming back at all..But on a more better prayer,i prayed that they dont come back at all tomorrow!! A pure prayer of a cheat that is!
……
I found myself riding majestically to Nkechi’s house the next day,after lying to them{Amara et al} that i was going to Umushiama,my aunt’s place..
The thought of how i was going to spend the day with Nkechi made me happy..I hate to admit it though,but aside Amara,Nkechi is the next best girl to my heart…I hate to admit it!
I rode on,crossed the Ekeukwu market and headed straight to their kindred exhilaratingly..I yearned for this moment with pleasure and i sure have alwaz seen that it ended in pleasure…alwaz!
Just as i entered their compound,the thought of my last visit to the place flashed through my mind…
I recalled it that for the first time in my encounters with Nkechi,she didnt feel the urge to make love with me..I felt her feelings heightened…I felt her love..I felt someone who really cared for me but cuz of the circumstances surrounding us,that care has to be hidden…Outsiders are to remain blind to this caring and love…It was to be hidden..The care and love has to be hidden and shown only in this house that stood before me right now………And yap,am now in front of Nkechi’s house….
….
“tap tap tap tap!”,i knocked on the door…
As if she has been waiting for me all year{sorry,day} long,i heard a footstep hurriedly approach the door,without even caring to ask who is at the door..
The door flung open,and to my surprise and almost causing a shock that is,it wasnt Nkechi standing at the door…It was Jane!


Gawd! What da f.u.ck!!.