Loving Bad - Season 1 - Episode 15

5 years ago

Loving Bad - Season 1 - Episode 15

*NKEM*

‘ that maniac released me at last, I know d last tin I wanted to do was to go back to d lodge’
NKEM: CAN I HAVE MY PHONE NOW
BILLY: Y NOT

NKEM: DROP ME IN FRONT OF ODUS
BILLY: NO I HAVE STRICT INSTRUCTIONS
NKEM: WHO MAKES D RULE
BILLY: Y DO U ASK?

NKEM: BCOS D PERSON MUST BE A DUMB MUTT, I MEAN HOW CAN U PEOPLE CALL UR SELVES MAFIANS, IF U DROP ME IN MY LODGE MY FRIENDS WILL ASK QUESTIONS, U DNT HAVE TO BE AS DUMB AS UR SO CALLED BOSS.’I need to call one of my sibling to come and pick me’

BILLY: WE ARE HERE
NKEM: TNX BILLY. ‘ I stepped out of the car and switched on my cell phone, d cell started beeping continuously, I had countless messages.

*becky*
‘where are u, patty and I are freaking out’
‘nkem’
‘miss williams’
‘reply or am calling ur brother’

*patty*
‘did ur date use u for ritual or something’
‘call us we are worried’
‘nkem!!!, u are freaking us out’

*matty*
‘where are u baby’
‘on ur cell phone and text us atleast’
‘princess’
‘becky is calling ur bro’

*jackson*
‘date gone wrong?’
‘text us atleast’
‘Fred is freaking out *wink*’
‘ok, dis jst got out of hand miss williams, where d f--k are u!!!!’

*fred*
‘dollface are u ok?’
‘text me back atleast’
‘nkem’
‘are u in trouble?’
‘ok dis is it am letting becky call ur bro’
‘hello!!!!’

*eric*
‘am in delta state u would wanna on ur cell phone or am calling mum’
‘where are u young lady’

*mavin*
‘honey call me wen u get dis message am in ur lodge with eric,.
Dis is d reason y mavin is my best, wait a minute d last time I checked I had three brothers and I only got a text from two, am calling dat mutt.

DERICK: U ARE D LUCKIEST MUTT I KNOW, I JUST PUT ON MY CELL PHONE IT’S BEEN SWITCHED OFF FOR WEEKS

NKEM: ‘dis is it, it’s my only escape, I will jst tell derick d truth I know he is going to take it well unlike mavin and eric, if those two get to know dey will resolve to d fastest means of saving their sister dey won’t mind killing Fred but derick is a good listener but I cnt tell him over d phone I will be a fool to think dat those guys gave me my phone without planting anytin’

DERICK: HELLO!!!
NKEM: WHERE ARE U
DERICK: ABK

NKEM; WHAT ARE U DOING IN DELTA STATE
DERICK: FLEXING

NKEM: CAN U PICK ME UP?
DERICK:NO

NKEM: PLEASE RICK DIS IS SERIOUS
DERICK: ARE U OK?

NKEM:NO ‘ I said breaking down, I was done with dis strong girl act’

DERICK: DNT CRY BABY, I WILL BE THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

NKEM: DNT GO TO MY LODGE COME TO D FAST FOOD OPPOSITE ODUS, AND DNT PICK MAVIN AND ERIC’S CALL, I WILL SWITCH OFF MY PHONE NOW, JST ENTER D FAST FOOD AND GET ME
DERICK: OK

NKEM: TNX ‘ derrick is d player among d three, he knows all nook and cranny of almost all d campus in Nigeria, he is always looking for new fishes, I was lost in thought, how on earth did I get here

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DERICK: U LOOK LIKE S--T
NKEM: NO ONE FROM HOME CALLED U RIGHT
DERICK: NO

NKEM: SO, HERE IS D STORY, U WILL TELL THEM DAT D GUY I WENT ON D DATE WITH HAPPENS TO BE UR FRIEND AND DAT HE IS A SERIOUS PLAYER SO, U GOT PROTECTIVE WHEN U SAW ME AND DECIDED TO BRING ME WITH U TO ABK

DERICK: WILL DEY BUY DAT
NKEM: UR PHONE HAVE BEEN OFF AND SO HAS MINE, WE WILL JST SAY D NETWORK DERE WAS CRAPPY, AND U DIDNT WANT TO SEND ME BACK ALONE, SO, U DECIDED TO ROUNDUP WATEVA U WERE DOING IN ABK AND BRING ME BACK UR SELF

DERICK: OK
NKEM: TNX ‘ I put on my phone one last time and got a message from my mum
‘call me when u on ur phone honey, I need to know wen u are coming back, remember we are going on a trip together,. What a relief, I pulled of my wrist watch and threw it outside d window together with my phone.

DERICK: WHAT WAS DAT YOUNG LADY
NKEM: NOW WE CAN TALK.