*NKEM*
‘I called my friends and told them my pathetic lie, atleast they all believed m my dad I dnt really know how but he found out every single tin about my whole existence,we had a good fight and even though I didn’t believe my captor I still confronted him about d surgeon thingy, and he jst changed the subject to d fact dat he didn’t trust me around patty, dat jerk,my cell phone rang pulling me out of my thought, it was matt I have not called him since I returned from d trip with my mum, Paris was really fun’.
MATT: BABY DOLL
NKEM: WHATSUP
MATT: AM NOT GUD
NKEM: WHAT’S WRONG
MATT: MY MUM’S HUSBAND IS BACK
NKEM: HE TRVELLED?
MATT: YEAH, TO PARIS, PRINCESS AM IN PH, PRESIDENTIAL HOTEL
NKEM: DOING WHAT?
MATT: I WANT TO C U
NKEM: OK I WILL COME AS SOON AS I CAN
NKEM: BRO CAN I HAVE UR CAR KEY
ERIC: WHERE TO
NKEM: MY FRIEND IS IN TOWN, I WANT TO C HIM
ERIC: CHECK MY NIGHT STAND
NKEM:*pecks him*. TNX BRO
ERIC: ARE U COMING BACK
NKEM:I DNT KNW
ERIC: WHERE EXACTELY ARE U GOING
NKEM: NOT TELLING AND DNT FOLLOW ME
ERIC: NO PROMISES
*derick walks in*
DERRICK: WHERE ARE U OFF TO
NKEM: GOING OUT
DERRICK: GIVE BIG BRO A BIG KISS
NKEM: I WILL PASS ON DAT
DERRICK: DAT HURTS
NKEM: Y ARE U BEING SO DRAMATIC
DERRICK: AM JST HAPPY
ERIC: WHATSUP
DERRICK: I BROKE UP WITH ANITA ATLAST, D--N DAT GIRL ALMOST RENDERED ME PENNILESS
NKEM: SERVES U RIGHT
ERIC: HOW LONG DID D RELATIONSHIP LAST AGAIN
DERRICK: TWO MONTHS
NKEM: WAOH DATS GREAT
ERIC: DAT GIRL DID A NUMBER ON U
DERRICK: NAH, JST DAT SHE IS SO GOOD IN BED, BUT TASHA BEATS HER
ERIC: WHO IS TASHA
DERRICK: D NEW GIRL
NKEM: AM OUT OF HERE’. derrick can neva change, he is d only unserious one among d boys
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