Loving Bad - Season 1 - Episode 39

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Loving Bad - Season 1 - Episode 39

Nkem: Nate I think your phone just beeped
Nathan: am with my phone it must be my laptop the WiFi is on, it should be skpe
Nkem: I will just check, **opens the laptop**, oh my God Derrick!!!!

Derrick: sup sis. Where is my bro, I heard he finally got some

Nathan: **comes out of the bathroom**, it takes less than thirty minutes for words to get to Nigeria from here, women are wonderful
Derrick: my baby told me

Nkem: you and jass are back together?
Derrick: no, let her take her time
Nkem: you guys are weird

Derrick: yeah we are all weird, so am buying a house in L.A

Nkem: guy you don finish your mama money o
Nathan: please you guys should not start this whole pidgin crap naa

Derrick: how far wetin go bring that one for you naa, I no dey work?

Nkem: I don hear, work well o, you no fit buy house for Nigeria abi?

Derrick: na only me go come stay Nigeria?
Nkem: your brothers don die finish?

Derrick: Eric and mavin are moving to Alaska
Nkem: lucky American citizens by birth
Derrick: must you attach the birth
Nkem: it’s necessary o

Derrick: so Eric and mavin didn’t tell you
Nkem: are you sure they even remember they have a sister?

Derrick: you see?, no be by violence o, they were the fighters always ready to destroy anybody that hurts their sister, but mum is their idol isn’t that what hypocrisy is?

Nathan: Derrick we are over that
Derrick: OK o, you know I hate getting into other people’s affair. You are moving in with me

Nathan: what?

Derrick: yeah, you guys are dating now so I can’t have you both staying together
Nkem:why

Derrick: because I won’t allow my favourite sister to get pregnant
before marriage

Nathan: she is actually your only sister
Nkem: don’t bother with the correction he will definitely say it again

Derrick: so get your bags packed for Christmas because we are leaving after then bye ** disconnects **

Nathan: why were you born in Nigeria
Nkem: because Nigeria is my country duh
Nathan: it’s not your brothers country right?
Nkem: they’ve finally relocated to Nigeria before I was born naa

Nathan: I want to sleep, cuddle me
Nkem: you just woke up
Nathan: I hardly slept
Nkem: you can sleep but am getting out of bed
Nathan: please

Nkem: no and stop whining
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*********two weeks later************
Matt: we are all Here where are you
Nkem: patience boy, patience **ends call** ” I was on my way to meet my……, I don’t even know what to call them anymore, I made up my mind to forgive them and forget about the past, I need a clean slate”.
Nkem: thanks robin

Robin: you are welcome
” Nathan had someone drop me off because he was too busy to do that himself, our relationship so far has been beyond perfect for me”.

Jackson: what the f--k, you had a hair cut?
Nkem: hello to you too Jackson

Becky: hi
Nkem: hi
Patty: you still hate me?
Nkem: ohhhh baby, I thought we got over that last night, hi Frederick and……

Frederick:Natasha
Nkem: hello Natasha, are you black american?
Natasha: no, Nigerian

Nkem: perfect, so can we sit now?

Matt: no keep standing idiot
Nkem: and how can I ever forget my irresponsible step brother
Matt: sup step sis

Nkem: ohh, patty how do cope
Patty: I just manage
Nkem: I feel so sorry for you
Natasha: I like her already

Patty: I told you you were gonna like her
Nkem: I feel so special, you guys just couldn’t stop talking about me right?
Jackson: are we really good?

Nkem: yeah the only person I have a problem with is Albert Peters, he needs to return what he took from my dad, he will not like to test how much connection I have right now
Frederick: that wouldn’t be a problem am already working on that

Nkem: then we are good.”I can’t believe I just made an empty threat, which ever way, the criminal is finally letting go”. So, matt when are you guys getting married
Matt: this girl is mad o, let me finish with school first naa

Nkem: how, so if person no tell you, you no go know say you don old abi?, na person tell you say make you waste three years for house before you enter school?

Natasha: gosh, I can hardly grasp what she is saying

Nkem: you were born and brought up here?
Natasha: yeah D.C precisely

Nkem: you are technically a black american naa * phone beeps*
* text message*

Matty: she devil no one follow you talk?
Nkem: she doesn’t know what to say naa
Matty: Nawa

Nkem: you like gossip sha
* end of text message*
Jackson: so what are you up to here
Nkem: am in cambua make up artistry school
Jackson: wow that is huge

Nkem: not better than being a gynaecologist
Jackson: every profession is unique

Nkem: Becks
Becky: yeah?
Nkem: you can actually talk you know that right

Becky: am sorry
Nkem: I didn’t mean you should apologize, just don’t seat there like you are allowed to join the conversation, we are good am serious
Becky: thank you
Nkem: it’s OK

Patty: so what about that hot guy that come with you to the hotel last night
Matt: babe

Patty: what, the guy is hot
Nkem: you guys are in believable
Nkem: whan are you guys going back
Matt: next week

Nkem: I will miss you guys
Matt: we will surely miss you more
Nkem: speak for you self dumb a-s
Patty: i will surely miss you, can we eat now?, am hungry

Frederick: yeah, waiter we will like to order now.