My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 13

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My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 13

I guess debby actually define our relationship as it was better to set the record straight..bleeping with no string attach, thatz always enjoyable.

I was still outside for like 5mins when i saw someone coming outside of the house..waoh, it was zainab….so beautiful in her pencil jean and armless top with small head scarf to cover her head….need to say that zainab was more taller than debby, fair in complexion,big Bottom and moderate bweast all complementing her beauty. I let her walk pass the house for like two minutes before i moved towards her..i parked beside her…………………….

Me:whats up zainab?

Zainab:Hello..trying to snub me but still wait


Me:you don’t remember me?

We met at the party last week and i gave you my card

Zainab:hey yah……….snakie

Me:Pls come in lemme drop u in skool…….

Zainab:No problem (as she entered)……….Thank you Snakie

Me: “this one no even get respect at all, see as she just dey mention my name like say na she be my mama”(na wetyn my eyes dey find e see sha………………….Uwc dear……Hw have u been, was expecting maybe you will call me after that day…..

Zainab:i called you once like that but u didn’t pick and i lost your number………Are u the one that just dropped debby

Me:Yes, she told me you guys stay together………………………

Zainab:Yeah, she’s my baby……………..i never knew you are the same person she’s always been talking about

Me:hmmmm…..you have an excuse but what has she tell u about me?

Zainab: Ladies talk……………………

Me:which one be ladies talk? Pls talk jhoor……………………

Zainab: lolzz…just little sha but the bottom line is you are a confirm lagos boy and i gbadun your parole

Me:as in?

Zainab: Ase lomo debby yen (debby is a novice) koti ja tan…if not that she no go fall like that

Me:No b so jare…..she wan eat her cake and have it ni………but level no pure for guy around that time

Zainab:I hear u but you try sha

Me:lolz…..lemme have your number ow atleast we can always talk and know each other better “we were already in her school as i just park somewhere around her faculty”

Zainab:No each other ke? Pelu gbogbo iroyin yin (with wetyn i don hear) eyin yi le ju awa lo (you are too strong for us)

Me:no now…..igboro niwo now (you na street) o mo bose nlo (u no hw e dey go) and ipa ta pa ogberi, ao gbodo pomo awo be (You are an initiate and the way we kill someone thats not part of us, we can never kill an initiate like that) Zainab: I hear u ooo……080237123... (SO, UNA DEY WAIT FOR NUMBER)…lol

Me: Can we get to hook up sometimes later…….

Zainab:Like a date abi…..? where u dey carry me go?

Me:gbagbe jare…who dey talk date here………….

Zainab:Me now, cos i go help me friend collect her money from you oooooo Me serious……….

Zainab:Iwo nko (what about u)….bad boy

Me: If i bad..wallahi, you over bad

Zainab: me? All your gist from head to toe dey my hand now……eyin yi iba yin, eyin anomo keru bloom (all praise to you, you that beat a child and the mother will be scared)

Me:lolzzz……..can i say something….

Zainab:kiniyen ooo (whats that)

Me: You are beautiful and i love your craziness….

Zainab:Beautiful…i always hear that one everyday…abeg i wan go class, call me later abeg

Me:Ohk…..bye bye

Zainab: Bye bye kini? U no go gimme money ni cos i no say u don bleep my friend FOC since yesterday and you no go drop anytyn for her………….

Me:You no serious at all I brought out my wallet and gave her 2k, told her that was the last amount on me as she stepped out of the car and come out to the driver side………..

Zainab:Ahhh…thanks oooo………awa ri nkan gba lowo yin (i see sometyn collect for your hand)..hope you give my friend something sha

Me:definitely now…you can confirm from her…

Zainab:We have not gist about what happened as i was already on my way out….

Me:Ohk……i will call you later in the day..bye bye…………”waoh…..see Bottom, awon eleyi” Zainab gbadun, iyi tose latana o ti to e (You are not serious, d one you did since yesterday is not enof) I couldn’t help but stare at the Bottom as she walk inside her faculty, my head started imagining what she will look like unclad on my bed…….Forget the fact that, this were the first thought that came through my mind..Zainab was my kind of babe any day any tym……i easily fall for crazy babes, straightforward ones who are not shy to express their feelings or what they do irrespective of how their partner will take it…..she totally blend into what i want in a lady and i felt some kind of bonding during our conversation.