Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

8 years ago

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

Segun and I continued with the game, when I
was getting hungry, I
picked some noodles in his cupboard and help
myself with the
cooking. The friendship between segun and I
was more like brothers.

We are always free at each others
house. Infact, I do see
segun’s house as my second home and vice
versa.

I was eating my noodles and segun was
playing game alone on his own when kemi called again. I looked at the
wall clock and the
time was 2pm.

ME: hello

KEMI: hi dear, please call me back

ME: ok KEMI: ****hanged up****

I dropped the phone from my ear and face
segun.

ME: “Shoooooo!, segun see me see wahala
oooo”

SEGE: wetin happen?

ME: imagine kemi telling me to call back after
receiving 400naira
airtime yesterday?

SEGE: sebi na you start am from onset

ME: how? ***raised eye brow****

SEGE: me as I dey so, if I send 100naira card to any girl and if she
doesn’t call me with atleast 50naira worth of
airtime before
requesting another one, I will never send
another card.

ME: hmmmmmmmm

SEGE: but if na you, one “yeye” girl go call you
to send card, she
no go use atleast half of the card to call you,
and she go request
for another one. And you would send it again.
So what do you expect?

ME: you are right sha.

SEGE: call her na. Let’s hear what she has to
say.

ME: ok
I dialled kemi’s number from my phone.
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ME: hello kemisola

KEMI: hi love, where are you?

ME: I’m still with my boss on the project site

KEMI: when will you be through?

ME: I can’t say for now, but soon sha

KEMI: ooooh God, time is going now

ME: don’t worry, if we can’t be chanced to go
out today, what
about tomorrow?

KEMI: that’s impossible, me and my family are
returning very early
tomorrow morning

ME: haaaaa, ok, I pray we leave here quickly
today

KEMI: and what happens if you don’t leave on
time?

ME: I don’t know oooo,

KEMI: ok, let’s do it this way

ME: how?

KEMI: with the situation of things, I don’t
think I would be able to
sneak out again today after this moment

ME: huuuuuuh

KEMI: so please can you send the money to my account on
monday morning so that I can shop for few
things to take to school
when I get back to lagos.

ME: ********chai, “mogbe”, see finishing
format*****. Hmmmmmm, ok dear

KEMI: is that a promise dear, should I be
expecting it?

ME: yeah, I will try

KEMI: I love you so much dear. And please, help
me to keep bro segun’s gift, I will collect it on my next visit to
akure during
semester break

ME: really?, are you coming for another
occasion?

KEMI: no ooo, I’m coming specially to visit you, I will spend like
4days with you before I return back to lagos

ME: waooooh, I can’t wait for that moment.
When will that be?

KEMI: let’s say 2 months from now. I can’t
wait to be in your arms too my baby

ME: ok dear

KEMI: please don’t forget ooo, you know you
promised me you will
send it on monday.

ME: I know dear.

KEMI: ok love. Take care

ME: and you too. Bye ***hanged up**

I dropped the call with my mouth wide opened
as segun was also
looking at me and shaking his head at the
same time.
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SEGE: oh boy, this your kemi too smart

ME: “baje baje”

SEGE: her own smartness sef don pass that of
bimpe

ME: seems so. So what do I do next?

SEGE: sebi na two sims you get?

ME: yes na

SEGE: she know the second number?

ME: no oooo.

SEGE: switch off this line for the next 3weeks
or one month. Cased
closed.

ME: really?, sebi you be event planner na, abeg
plan another way
out jaree

SEGE: abegi mr maga. This girl’s smartness
don dey compete with
my own. Just do as I say for now while planning for another
alternative.

I went back home, I changed my sim as segun
directed and kemi’s
chapter was closed till further notice.

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