se*x, Drugs And Being An Agbero 18+... Part 3

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se*x, Drugs And Being An Agbero 18+... Part 3

While waiting for our 6th trip, alot of other
buses had joined the
queue. Bayo led me to a bar within the park.

As
we got in a
couple of peeps started hailing him. They were
shouting ‘prince’, ‘omooba’, omo aye’..

A lady immediately came to sit on his lap.

Lap sitter: Bayo, you didn’t call me last night.
You said you were
going to sleep in my house

Bayo: my phone went off, no battery. E no go beta for those
chinco people. I buy fone 7k, battery dies less
than a day.

Lap sitter : today nko?…Nkwobi dey o..

Bayo: oh Ezinne!…if I no marry you, no other
person! Gimme 33. Saying this, he nonchalantly shoves her up
ungentlemanly. She
didnt seem to mind.

Ezinne: u nko?

Me: Fanta

Ezinne looked at Bayo with a ‘huh’ expression.

Bayo: bring Fanta for my brother na! Na
everybody go be
drunkard like your papa? My brother na born-
again christian.

I wasnt surprised that she wasnt angry, Bayo
just had the charm

Ezinne: na your papa be drunkard!
She said this with a flirtatious look at him. He
grinned back.
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Ezinne: this your brother fine o, na half-cast?
Bayo: ehn…na same papa born us…but
different mama. Na same mama born am and C.ronaldo. ode!
Half-cast ko….full-
cast ni.

Bayo picked a copy of complete sports lying on
the table. I
wondered if he could read. But he seemed to be doing fine going
through the papers.

Bayo :This season, that Oscar go blow for
chelsea. Na we go
carry league!

Me: who told you I am a chelsea supporter?

Bayo: You are my Otunba, you support my club,
wear my
clothes, shoes…but never my women…lol..you
are my brother.

Me: chelsea mtchwww, I will get my own
clothes and shoes..just tell me what I need to know abt myself.
In my mind, I knew I was now a chelsea fan.

Shortly afterwards, Ezinne came with the
drinks, he spanked her
behind as she went away.

Bayo: she has the softest yansh in this park! Believe me!
The funny thing was I believed him.

Me: its 11 na, oya talk!

Bayo: oh okay, I will tell you everything…..

Bayo took a sip of his beer and dropped the
papers.
I wanted to scream for him to just get on
with it but I kept quiet.

He was wearing a black shirt with blue jeans.
He had a ring on his index and pinkie fingers, both left and
right.

Bayo: this happened two months ago. My bus
had a problem with
the break. So I decided to work with alhaji.

Alhaji route is mile2 to Iyana Iba. On this faithful day as we dey go,
for first gate area
of festac, na him we meet accident. The other
car , everybody
don die inside. Your car, na only u dey, but your
head hit side mirror or so. People just dey look say you too
don die. You knw
how we dey take fear Ak for this side na,
nobody like police
report.

But Alhaji , very stubborn and powerful
stop the bus. Break ur side mirror, him come dey shout say u
neva die! People
still no come o..them dey snap picture with
their phone. I just
clear all the passengera wey dey our bus.

Alhaji
bring u inside..na him we fire you go Lota hospital.
Me: Any document in the car, like id card
etc..atleast to show
who I am?

Bayo: na the problem be that, we sell your
scrap car to pay hospital bill. Kekere, your car was a writeoff!

Me: so nothing was recovered?
Bayo: nothing.

Me: I must get to Lota hospital and the
accident scene. You must
help me. Bayo: no wahala. Tomorrow na salah..we go
visit the places.

Me: I promise I will pay you for your trouble and
time

Bayo: no worry, I go remove am frm ur daily
salary until e go complete.
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Me: im not your conductor.

Bayo: conductor ke!…no o…I just sack my
conductor this
morning. I send the message. Everytime him
win Baba ijebu. The next day, him go lie say one of him family
members die. After a
while I come dey write doen all of them wey
him tell me say die.

Him Uncle Ajala don die three times, Auntie
ronke hairdresser die, Auntie ronke fish seller die.
You are my Otunba. You no get family wey fit
die..lol..

Me: Im not your conductor, by tomorrow I will
go home. Find my
family, I have a family.

Bayo: You will go home. Family too get their
wahala sha o.

His phone rang . After listening for a short
time. He stood up.

Bayo: make I meet Ezinne for back, only
5minutes…I no dey tey…shoki ni

Me: can I object?

Bayo: chai, you too smart. When I come back,
we do four more
trips.. then I will show you something wey go
blow your mind!.

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