Must Read: Adventures Of A Bad

7 years ago

Must Read: Adventures Of A Bad

Tope woke me around 6.30am. I was still feeling so tired and weak and dizzy. I guess the alcohol hadn’t cleared from my eyes yet.

I looked around for Daniel but didn’t see him anywhere. I went outside with Tope and saw him talking with the girl he was dancing with before. I walked up to him, with Tope beside me, and spanked his a$$ hard
Me: fool… you dey here sef… i think say you don go
Dan: your papa… na why u dey knack my nyash? Gabriel…. i resemble your g partner?

Idiot… *Tope coughed at that moment and Dan turned and faced her* Toppy how far na
Tope: am cool o jare…. you no see me since abi?
Dan: no mind this useless fellow… jare *referring to me. At that moment the babe he was chatting with earlier, told him she’s going* okay I’ll call you. Bye. *turned to Tope and i. She was rubbing my palm with hers* enhe… where were we sef?
Tope: yes, you called vic a useless fellow and i wsnted to tell you that my boyfriend is not a useless fellow.
Dan: boyfriend Enhe! Okay..
Me: boyfriend?
Tope: of course boyfriend after what we did last night or what are we?

At that moment i felt like telling her “we’re nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator” but i didn’t
Me: boyfriend… hmmm….
Dan: wo… Tope we have to be going
We all walked out together but as we stepped out of the gate, we parted in opposite directions. Tope to one side, me and Daniel to the other. As we went back, daniel and i had a chat
Dan: guy…. you and Tope don come back?
Me: overcomer ni! Come back my black behind
Dan: which one come be all the my boyfriend shi
Me: make she dey fool herself na
Dan: guy….. you no good oo… see as babes dey waste for your hand…. we still dey find babes
Me: who be that chick wey you dey with sef?
Dan: omor…. na yesterday night we meet na lag she dey… fresher… the babe tight…
Me: but you go loose am… you be baba nau…
Dan: na so…
Me: she resemble virgin
Dan: no be virgin… na virgin atlantic she be … iffa hear say she be virgin…. guy no virgin for higher institution oo… lag for that matter… p*ssy wey go don expand….
Me: anha oga….. how you know….
Dan: I put my hand there yesterday na… we smooch small na only eff remain… na why i collect her number…. i go still eff am…. even if na that one go take me to hell… i go eff am go hell… its worth it jare
Me: madddd mannnn…. baba werey
Dan: ni iya e
Me: iyalaya iya eh!
Dan: olofo…. oloshi….
Me: i no get your time.

We got back to school and i slept off straight away. When i woke up i gathered some stuffs and went home for my first semester break…

****The End****