Must Read: Manager

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: Manager

Acme dialled TY’s number and she picked after two missed call, Acme then put in the CD to play his favorite Brandy’s song that will be on replay till he finishes the call, he even remixed the song int his own version, always singing it for his so called love. The remix went like this
‘I am nothing,
without you TY nothing,
Yiu drive me crazy nothing ‘
Just ashe was about playing the song, I snapped at him
Me: guy no play that your song take disturb us today ooo, abi na wetin sef, must you kill yourself untop woman, everynight u go end up crying after every call, shey na by force? You wey be big boy, wey girls the queue up to have one babe come dey use you form hard to get, if you use ten years prepare for madness, how many year will your madness take then?


The whole room went into hysteria, we were all laughing sporadically, Acme couldn’t even speak, the call he was on was reading and fortunately or unfortunately, TY heard all I said.


Acme continued with his call and after a minute he called me to have his phone that Ty wanted to talk to me.
TY said she would like to talk to me privately, so I signaled to the guys to keep shut while I opened the door and b@nged it to signify me leaving the room, so I put the phone on speaker
Me: Ty am all free and alone now
TY: please sir, am very sorry to disturb you
Me: you are not disturbing, we are all awake already, that what happens anytime he wants to call you, he will have to wake us up with that brandy he’s always playing
Ty: *smiled*, sir, I overheard all you said earlier and I would like to let you know that it is not that am playing hard to get, am just not sure of what am feeling and am having this doubt about him. I don’t know if he told you that he is a friend to my brother
Me: yes he did, I have met your brother Lekan
TY: so considering that I have my doubt, cause I know my brother and how he treats girls
Me: so you are kind of judging him with your brother’s attitude
Ty: something like that
Me: well you do have a point, cause for him and your brother to be friends, they must have somethings in common, and like the saying goes, show me your friend and I will tell you who you are
TY: thanks for understanding
Me: you are welcome, but that they are friends doesn’t mean they will have the same character, even twins born of the same mother with the same cord do have different character, not to talk of friends. And the Acme that I know, is madly in love with you, he is so in love that its becoming annoying. And the fact that is your brothers friend should even prove to you that his intentions are real, cause he is a friend of the family already and he won’t want to shitt for church.

Ty: hmmmmm, all right sir, thank you very much, but please don’t tell him all we discuss ooo
Me: *yimu* your secret is save with me dear
TY: I will come and see him tommorow, I will sure bring something along for you
Me: no problem dear, but errrmmm, me I like food ooo, is it food you are bringing
TY: don’t worry sir, what am bringing is a suprise
Me: suprise ke? I love surprises ooo, maybe na your frien you wan bring give me sef, eeehhhn dat one sef good
TY: till tommorow sir
Me: aiit, let me give the phone back to Acme, give me like one minute to enter the house cause am in the toilet now.


Ty: ok sir, tell him to call me back when you get in
Me: ok, goodbye
I cut the call and the rest of the guys shouted and were hailing me, telling me that have just nailed the girl, Acme was smilling sheepishly, I just looked at him and said, mumu like you, you see your life, you go dey form player, small girl you no fit scope, if not for me ehnnnn na 12 years you go need to scope her, monkey. By he way how you take scope KB and Bisola sef, I sure say na dem bring themselves come dash you, mtcheeewww
Kzee: tee e don do na, we all know say the guy mumu, but you no need to dey flog am for hin face na
TJ: you guys should take it easy on Acme na, we all need help once in a while, and when a player finds love, na so e dey be ooo, abi una no dey watch american film ni
Abbey: make Acme just make sure say he provide food for the house tommorow for the victory we gave him tonight
Acme: make she gree first, una go enjoy me, shebi na me una dey yarb, no problem.


Me; shey you dey threating us again ni, you know say I fit spoil the whole package right away
Acme: oya oga no vex, oko Fernando Flatscreeno omo Kogi that is black like charcoal
Everyone just started laughing
Me: na me you dey yarb again abi
Acme: no be yarb now, I dey hail you ni now
Me: abeg go call your nemesis, I know say you go sq££ze face after the call finish
Acme: na you kno ooo
Me: Ode oshi
Kzee: tee stop am, the guy na old man ooo, forget say one small girl dey dribble am
We all laughed and Acme dialled his call again.