My Sexiography

Episode 6 years ago

My Sexiography

“Can you please mute the sound….who are you even chatting with by the way?” Alero asked.

“My girlfriend” I replied. I wasn’t happy with the tone she used in asking me who I was chatting with, so I decided to start establishing boundaries between us.

“Whatever” she retorted. Then she stood up from the bed and went to switch off the light. I let that pass.

I joined her in bed after chatting with Becky for about an hour. Alero wasn’t sleeping yet. Few minutes later, her butt0ckz was rubbing against my J0yst!ck. Few minutes more, I was in command. My J0yst!ck was thrusting away into her pucci while she sings out loud. Eventually we slept off I’m each others arms.

I wokeup very early in the morning and gently disentangled my self from Alero in order not to wake her. I opened her door very gently and went outside. Immediately the full glare of rechargeable lamb was directed on my face. My heart almost jumped out of my body.

“Ohhh…bros Na you” a feminine voice spoke out. I recognised the voice immediately.

One of my female neighbours. Chinasa was her name. I swore in my mind.

“Idiot…no….Na your fada!” I said in a low voice.

“Yes o” I answered her.


“Bros bros….where you dey come from this early morning?” She asked coyly.

‘Your fada lap! Pretend as if you no see me come out from Alero Room’ I cursed in my mind.

“How e take concern you?” I asked.


“Where you too dey come out from?”

“Bros Sam, no be quarrel ooo!” She answered.

I left her still standing where she was and went to my door which I opened and went in. Fours hours later, I sent a text to Alero, that I’m going out, then I called Precious. I prayed within me that my blind date turns out to be beautiful and not one ugly ‘mucheche’.

I got to kings square and crossed into the museum after making sure the road was safe to cross. The location of the museum is a deathtrap on it own. I located the bar and settled in a good vantage point that will enable me see whoever is coming. Precious called me few minutes later that she is already outside the gate of the museum. I described myself to her and the clothes i was putting on.
About a minute later, a very ugly looking dark skinned girl walked toward me. I started praying and hoping that she wasn’t my blind date.

The girl came to me and walked by my side into the bar, seemed like she works here. I heaved a sigh of relief when she passed without stopping.

Finally, another girl came from this same direction 5 minutes later. She walked straight to me. This time I prayer that she turns out to be my date. My prayer got answered almost immediately.

“Sammy, right?” She asked when she got in front of me.

“Yea. Precious?” I stupidly asked.

“Nope, I’m her twin sister, she sent me” she said, laughing at me.

Precious was so easy going. We ordered for plates of pepper soup and drinks. We talked we wait for our order.

“I can’t believe a mature guy like you can be so childish?”

“Childish as how? What have I done now?” I asked.

She started laughing again.


“Writing on a library desk that you want a girlfriend is childish nau” she replied still laughing.

“Haba! I wrote that years ago nau…why are you even here with me if it was childish?” I retorted.

“I don’t know bo…its probably my adventitious spirit that brought me here” she replied.

“Wareva!” I said, a bit miffed.

Just then, our order arrived and we put off the conversation and descended on the pepper soup. We ordered for more plate of pepper soup till we got satisfied. We went back to our conversation. I was able to get her to promised to come see me in school.