My Sexiography

Episode 6 years ago

My Sexiography

Twins came in next. They were dressed almost in similar attires just as hot as that of Queen.
Queen countenance changed immediately she saw Shade. I wondered what the guy they fought over was like to be able to rekindle their age old enmity.

Shade immediately started searching for me with her eyes when she came in. Her eyes caught mine eventually, she smiled and was about to begin walking over to me when she noticed Queen sitting my by side. The smile on her face faded off, turning to an ugly frown. I wasn’t that surprised when she changed direction.

The event soon started. All the excos from the various universities were all called to the high table after which the opening prayer was said and the quiz competition commenced. Shade approached me thirty minutes into the whole thing.


“Can we please talk now” she inquired while ignoring Queen.

“Okay…” I simply said.

“Not here. Let’s go outside.”

“You’re not going anywhere Sam.” Queen quickly said before I could tell her to excuse me.

“Who are you to tell him what to do?” Shade replied raising her voice.

“In case you don’t know, he is boyfriend, boyfriend snatcher! And mind you this is not secondary school where like a fool, I allowed you snatched my boyfriend oo!” Queen shot back at Shade. We were already beginning to draw attention to ourselves.

I was quite confused. Shade told me Queen snatched her boyfriend now Queen is saying Shade was the one who did the snatching. I wondered who was saying the truth.

“Look at this shameless Bytch, ashawo!!!!” Shade fired back at Queen.
All hell breaking loose. Queen was already gingering to get at Shade but I was able to hold them back.


“If you both don’t stop this embarrassments right now, then I can assure both of you that I will never talk to both of you again…..” That seemed to calmed them down a little bit.

“Let’s all go outside to let off some steams and trash out this issue like adults…okay?”

I didn’t wait for their answer. I walked off. I waited for them outside till one by one they came. I tried being a peace maker, but my words just passed through their ears to no effect. Their hatred and enmity was bone deep. All this for a guy who probably had other girl friends while they were fighting over him. We went back to the hall after they both promised not to quarrel inside the hall. Shade infact left her seat to join us. I was now sitting in between two hot angry looking girls. The atmosphere was very chilling as nobody was saying anything.

Ten minutes later into the commencement of the junior debate, Sandra who had gotten tired sitting on the high table decamped and walked toward me. Here it goes again, I thought apprehensively.

“Sammy, please can we speak outside” Sandra requested after she had exchanged greetings with Queen and Sandra.


“Hmmmm, can’t it wait till later?” i’asked.


“Nope, it can’t” She said in sultry manner. Shade and Queen must have heard the inflection in Sandra’s voice as both of their faces cringed to a deep frown. I quickly walked off with Sandra before the girls recommence another episode.

Sandra wanted to know if I would still come to her Dad’ s hotel launching later in the evening. I said yes. She told told me it’s gonna be an all night party. We discussed about other things before we went back inside.

The event came to an end by 3pm. Queen and I entered the same bike home. I could feel Shade’s eyes on my back as I mounted the bike with Queen. I was afraid her eyes would bore hole on my back. Few minutes later,
Queen and I got home. She ignored me through out the ride back home. She still refused to respond to me when we got home.