Sexcapade Gone Wrong - Season 1 - Episode 9

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Sexcapade Gone Wrong - Season 1 - Episode 9

Opening My Account

The Tales Of Ozila Laveda And The Bank

Me: holy shit chai people bad oh see as them just they look me for
road and begin laugh.

Pee: hahahahaha you nor check yourself for mirror? and beside the back
and front look the same.

Me: abeg make we go collect our ID joor before people many. (i said
after changing my shirt)

Pee: na there i they come from so if you see crowd.

Me: early this morning?

Pee: yes na make we go join them sha before them multiply.

Me: oya na.

We walk out of the class along the way we discuss about his girlfriend
he said that he caught her bleeping his roomate so he have to drive
her, hmmm na wa for some people sha oh and na that him roomate they
form holy holy pass every morning for school na him they lead devotion
for one of those non-playing drum church.

We reach dean office come see as people many, we have no other choice
than to join the long cue we stay there for good 1 hour 25 minutes
before e reach our turn we collect out ID and leave,
we decide to hangout in multipurpose hall, we reach there and saw men on
suit addressing people we enter the hall and join the listeners, them
be bankers from Stanbic IBTC bank, they want us to open account with
them and they said its free, oh well this is the perfect opportunity
to open another bank account since first bank don they fu-Ckup now, so
i collect the form and fill it sharperly i put my passport also and
they told us to come to the bank next week monday for the final
registeration i was really happy that i have another account now.

On monday after class i enter keke to the bank opposite Abia State
Poly, i enter the bank and met the guy that open it for me he took me
to customer service room and gave me another form to fill i fill and he ask me of
my ID card.

Me: bros na voters card i get oh and e nor they here.

Bros: thats a big problem because we need the card to complete it.

Me: so you mean i cant complete it now?

Bros: dont you have any other ID.

Me: the only one i have here is my school ID card.

Bros: i dont think they accept that or well bring it let me show my manager.

I gave it to him and within five minutes he return and said that they
aceept it for now, i was really happy so he did everything sharperly
and i pay money inside the account and they told me to come tomorrow for
my ATM card, i left the bank a happy man not knowing that is just the
beginning of my suffering.