Story: Campus Life. Girls. Ghetto. Garri. Glory - Season 1 - Episode 17

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Story: Campus Life. Girls. Ghetto. Garri. Glory - Season 1 - Episode 17

Theo began prophesizing fervently, speaking in tongues and languages not even the devil understood. I was extremely amazed. If Theo’s sudden change in character was genuine then it certainly meant the world was coming to an end. Theo of all people, the devil’s incarnate himself, climbing the pulpit to pray? Then I’ll surely give my life to Christ then.
‘There is someone here that is having headache, come out immediately!’ Theo, sorry Reverend T. ordered. Scores of people came out excitedly. What the hell, couldn’t they see that was just an ordinary prophecy? I was still pondering on the foolishness of the church members when Theo called out again.
‘There is someone here. You are a human being and you are in this church. You are having stomach pains and headache, I say comeout!’ Theo ordered again. By now, half the church’s population was out.
I was seeing magic. People seemed to have fallen for Theo’s enchantments. Whatever he had done had blinded them from seeing that he was just a trickster. Who wasn’t a human being and wasn’t inside the church? Someone needed to spank the foolishness out of this congregation.
Theo began a hot prayer session in which he supposedly healed them of their infirmities. The church became rowdy with people jubilant and excited as to their ‘Healing’. Hmmn, I just sat from my seat, watching their lies with my 3D lens.
As if being directed from above and with seriousness on his face, Reverend T lifted his hands upwards and began murmuring words audible to himself only. He demanded decorum in the church auditorium cutting short the celebrating party.
‘If you know you are an ‘Ogbanje’ and you are seated in this church auditorium, I command you to come forward!’ Reverend Theo commanded.
Ghen Ghen! Now he began the search for trouble. We all know what ogbanje meant nau.
From where I sat, I began to hear the murmurings of the ushers and workers in the church, something that the Reverend shouldn’t do what he was about to do.
I was beginning to believe Theo’s powers were genuine when a handful of s*xy** gorgeous ladies stepped forward to the altar.
Reverend Theo came down from the altar and made towards them. He stood in front of the ladies and said some words when all of a sudden, all the ladies except one fell ‘under the anointing’.
The one girl still stood her ground, as if she didn’t even feel anything. Theo was taken aback. He tapped her on the chest almost close to her b0s0ms and said his words again but still yet, she stood fixed and unshaken.
Theo was already shaking visibly. He has jammed a real ‘Ogbanje’ and I couldn’t help but watch what was about to happen.
He held her by the hand and one could see that he was forcefully forcing her to ‘fall under the anointing’ but for where! This girl just stood hands akimbo with raging eyes fixed at Theo.
Theo looked up from the altar and that was when our eyes locked. Just like instagram, he instantly sent me a message with his eyes which read,
‘Guy, I don enter today oo, abeg if I no fit make am out of here alive, abeg give me a befitting burial’. Theo looked extremely frightened. He was scared to the bone. He held her hands one more time and said his words again but still this girl didn’t burge.
‘This reverend don die today, who tell am make him call out ogbanje? Abi him think say na overseas him dey?’ One usher mumbled out.
‘Make we rush go hold that girl before she go kill the man o’ A second usher said as they rushed to the pulpit where Theo ministered while I voluntarily went to help them hold the girl.
Theo approached her again to hold her hand but it seemed she was already infuriated by now.
She grabbed the collar of Rev. T’s robe tightly in such a way that he couldn’t move. Now raising her left hand in reckless abandon, she brought it down in full speed as it headed towards Theo’s cheeks.
Good gracious. I was able to intercept it before it landed on his face. I held her left hand firmly and guided it down, but she still had her right grip on T’s robe. Theo grappled to release himself from her grasp but all to no avail.
Ushers had ran towards us to separate them but couldn’t. Her hand on him was like a permanent glue.
‘Hold am tight na, make her hand no free o’ An usher shouted in pidgin.
It seemed like we had already blocked her away completely from theo but then the unfortunate happened.
An usher wanted to balance himself in order to hold her more tightly when the ‘Ogbanje’ lady found a little space, raised her hand up and landed Theo with the most sounding and painful slap ever!
Theo summersaulted three times in the air and landed on the floor rolling. Choi!, I quickly let go of my hand from her before I received my portion.
She gave Theo a wicked look before exiting the church premises.
My guy’s face had turned 360. He now looked exactly how my warped pictures looked like whenever I was editing my snapped pics on my phone.
You should have been there to see his face.

To Be Continued…