Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 76

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Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 76

”Guy abeg remove your boxers” i
said calmly but angrily,
He was dumbfounded, then i
started having a rethink, ‘is it not
this same guy that had been
threating Salma, ‘Sly the Almighty
baddest’, at least i was expecting
some sort of attitude, then i
realised it wasnt his fault, look at
the armed men that came for
him, so why the guy no go
humble?, he placed his hands on
his boxers but couldnt pull it off,
at that particular moment no one
gave a d--n, i just wanted to act
according to the pains my heart
was going through, no time to
look Uche face, even if he likes,
he could cry me a river like Justin
Timberlake it wont move me an
inch, my heart had become as
strong as stone,
”see abeg make una no do me
like this, abeg” he said with his
hand still holding his boxers, his
head moving from side to side
looking at everyone
”this one dey mad?, abi you think
say we dey play?” Samba replied
him angrily hiting him with the
bull on the forehead,
Samba’s reaction made him
understand it wasnt a joke, but
the dude still found it difficult to
take it off, i guess he must have
been reasoning his neighbours,
how shameful it would be, but if
his neighbours were his
Problem, he was in for a shocker,
cos from his place to grammar
School, Chuks’s place was quiet
some distance, he should be
worried at the eyes that was
going to be on him while we left,
but who gave a fvvck about the
dude, ‘fvvck up nah fvvck up and
every fvvck up must be treated’,
nah the O.T ‘forgiveness is a sin’,
but this guy’s fvvck up had
degree, so all we needed do is
oblige him with a graduation
certificate, and it was this
cerficate we ll be dishing out to
him, dude aint seen anything yet
cos hand never touch well,
”come take that thing off” Solo
said, landing a dirty slap on the
mudafu-Ckaz face,
”i say make you remove am, use
your hand remove am by
yourself” he shouted again at
him
And before anyone could say
Jack, he humbly complied taking
off his boxers,
As he did, everyone started
laughing, yabbing the
mudafu-Cka, the first thing my
eyes gazed on was his black
di