Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 78

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Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 78

I wasnt in the mood for Childs
play or jokes, my face was so
strong, ‘Boyz were’nt smiling, i
had something to prove to her,
and i hope she would be able to
take what she was about to see,
my mind was made up,
(today you go find out who i
really be, the highest thing wey
you fit do nah to break up with
me, when you finally find out say
the jovial and playful Ken belong,
which i doubt she would, i said
to myself), i really wanted to see
her reaction when she sees her
‘almighty Sly’ jumping from one
end to anothern@k€d doing
frog jump.

I stood where i was till she
walked up to me, freed my hands
open for her to come in and give
me a very warm hug, she was
looking very good, so i held her
for a while and made sure her bo
¤b$ had a good grip on my chest,
”Goodmorning” she said as we
still held eachother close,
”morning my dear, you look
sweet and smell nice, this one
you dressed like this, this is not a
date o” i said,
she was wearing a blue jean,
shes got a crazy hips, so the
waist just come out even me be
like dammn!, a nice top cant
really remember the colour with
a long hand bang, she had
changed her hair style different
from the last time we saw, who
knows, i told her about meeting
someone, she must have thought
it was a date.

”am scared o, look at bushes
everywhere, hope say no be
money you wan use me do?” she
asked,
and just as i ll always say when i
want you to find out something
yourself, i replied,
”there’s only one way to find out,
this is more than a date”
”ok oo, so where are you taking
me to” she asked,
All this while this conversation
was going on, we had already
started walking majestically to
Chuks’s house, my hand firmly
rested on her hips, funny enough
i just did my own thing how i felt
i wanted to handle the situation,
nobody knew Salma was on her
way, and i felt good cos she was
looking hot, with the make-up
and everything and to me nah
prestige, some original A1 to my
C.V,
“Babe relax jor, nah me dey yarn,
there’s this special friend i want
you to meet, ve told him lots of
nice stuffs about you, sha dont
start tripping for him cos this
dude is fvvvcking handsome” i
said,
”wooow, are you serious?” she
asked,
I held her down with
conversations and made sure i
drifted her attention far away
that even in her wildest dream
she ll never ever believe she was
going to see Sly soon, i kept it
cool, but i was plain no jokes, she
noticed i wasnt smiling but there
was no time for too many
explanations, i just wanted to
take her unawares, to me i took
it like the best gift a guy would
give his girlfriend in a situation
like this, she wasnt expecting me
to buy her a box of chocolate
and say,
”eat this and forget Sly he ll
regret what he did to you”,
if this doesnt make the pain go
away at least it ll ease it, i was
sure i was going to shock her
that she ll be forced to want to
write that day somewhere and
maybe celebrate it like her
birthday if she wanted to ‘just
saying’.

We walked majestically till we got
to a spot where we both could
see lots of guyz from distance,
with a guy who looked like he
had no clothes on, frog jumping
from one end to another, and
getting hit at intervals by
different guyz, just that we
couldnt get a glimse of anyone’s
face. When she saw the act from
a distance, she was like,
”Ken, where is this, where are
you taking me to”,
”erema relax, nothing dey
happen, my friends hostel is
around there”, i said, with my
hand still resting firmly on her
waist,
We kept walking but she was
nervous, she asked me again,
”Baby wait oo, is that guy really
n@k€d?, look at how those guyz
are hitting him, thats
wickedness, what did he do ?”
But instead of me to answer, i
didnt know what happened, i
just started laughing, as in
laughing hysterically, so hard that
i started coughing, she kept
persisting i told her what was
funny, but no be her fault, if only
she knew, nah only me just know
why i dey laugh, but when i
finally got hold of myself the only
thing i could say was,
”e be like you never know as e
dey go, you go know soon”
As we got closer, she took her
eyes off the nud€ guy, for her
mind nah, Solo and the rest guyz
started hailing me, some were
insulting me playfully like,
” i swear your papa,
you be b@$tard,
Bad guy”,
I kept hearing different things till
we finally got to that spot, just
the small break wey i take, before
i return dem don mess my guy
up anyhow, she backed me, and
was dragging me by the hand,
”lets go and see the friend nah,
whats all this” she was
lamenting,
then i replied,
”Babe calm down look at the guy
here” i forcelly turned her over
pointing to the frog jumping guy,
She shyly took a look, then finally
looked well, behold it was Sly,
”OH MY GOD!” she shouted with
her mouth wide open,