Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 81

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Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 81

Just when i thought Sly’s
continous plea had saved me
4rm answerin Salma’s question,
she didnt just want to let it go
just like that, so she asked again,
”Baby tell me nah, what frat is
this”,
”why you wan know, nah food?,
the good thing is that this guy is
paying for his sins” i replied,
trying to deviate her attention
from the question,
but the babe wouldnt let go, she
kept persisting, i tried standing
up but she dragged me back,
and reached for my lips quickly,
she kissed me for a while, it
drew the attention of others, so
they started shouting and i guess
Sly must have seen that too, am
sure she knew exactly what she
was doing.

After the unexpected kiss, base
on woman power, i just ‘loose
guard’, i forget myself and the
guys hailing didnt help matters, i
had no choice than to give her a
lil insight even if i didnt want to
be direct or straight.

”you want to know shey?” i
asked,
”yes” she replied excitedly,
”am putting on a black top and
black pants, likewise some of my
friends here, you can see most of
other guys are putting on at least
a touch of black, black singlet,
black handband and the rest, so
does that ring a bell?” i asked,
”Bl*ck A**?” she asked curiously
looking at my eyes and
anticipating my response,
”i dont know ooo, nah you talk
am, no be me ooo” i replied,
She started hitting me and
laughing,
”Bad boy, i wonder how you
managed to keep it away from
me all this while” she said,
”you expect make i dey use am
sing anytime we dey together
before?” i replied,
We didnt ve Sly’s time again, we
just sat where we were talking
about stuffs and watched the
way Samba and others took Sly’s
matter personal, hittin and
pourin him water and made sure
he continued his frog jump, i
doubt if that guy go forget that
punishment that day cos the frog
jump for hours reach to get
g---n injury.

We sat der till it was past 10, i
been dey wait make Salma tell me
say make we pity the guy say e
don do, but the babe no even
send, the things she was talking
about was far different from
having pity on him, and
whenever i try to chip in Sly’s
issue, her mood changes, she
becomes sad, her voice changes
as well, that guy must have really
fukkcked her up for her not to
have any remorse for him, cos
even me come begin dey pity am
small small as dem dey sand my
guy even dey use belt flog am, so
at a time the guy no even get
mouth the way em dey claim, e
sure me say the guy just chop
witch not to long before we had
our first encounter, be like the
thing come dey shark am like
kainkian, but when i reasoned
what he did to Salma and the
way the slap came, my well of
pity will just run dry all of a
sudden again, cos at a time the
guy lucky, some men dey fall
person for this kind thing, or put
groundnut for your leg if dem no
wan snie you, so he should count
himself lucky cos am sure my
other men ll do worse, me i just
wan give am better punishment.

The punishment went on and on
and when my Guy couldnt take it
anymore, i started hearing a
familiar voice shouting my name,
”Ken abeg,
abeg,
dem go kill me here oo,
my leg,
Ken abeg” it was Sly lamenting
The way he said it was so funny
that everyone started laughing,
Salma not excluded, i laughed
too, imagine someone begging
his enemy for help, how ironic.

He couldnt frog jump again, he
just sat on the ground, but no
one seems to be giving in to his
plea, instead dey kept flogging
him,
”next time if you see person
babe, you go dey run, go ask of
me, nah me be Samba, D pity you
nah, i for don light you since if
nah me” Samba said,
still flogging him, be like the
thing pain the guy die, the way
em personalise the matter,
When i kept hearing him shout
my name for mercy, i had to step
in, i took Salma by the hand and
went to where they were,
begged Samba and the rest to
hold on a lil, while everyone kept
quiet watching, the street was
crowded with people who stood
outside their hostel watching,
but nobody came close cos they
had no business with us.

With Salma right next to me,
watching her ex lying helplessly
on the floor crying, marks all over
his body, head swollen and
mouth bleeding, i asked him,
”guy shey you know say nah you
price me sha?” i asked,
“i know, guy i know say i fvvvck
up” he replied with voice
breaking,
”i no get p with you, see who
you suppose dey beg here, if she
talk say make dem leave you,
dem go leave you and if she say
you no dey comot here, na so e
go be, so talk to her” i said,
He started begging her with his
two kneels on the ground,
unclad with is shrinked p€nn¡$,
”Salma am sorry” he said,
”na so dem dey use beg?” Chuks
landed a dirty slap on his cheek,
that took him back forcefully to
the ground,
He layed like that for a while like
he was perplexed,
”tell am say you go no ever come
close to am again, say you go dey
give am 1000miles anytime wey
you see am, and if anything do
her make we come back for you,
and you must buy drink for one
month every wkend to appease
the gods, jonzin man” Chuks
said.