Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 83

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Must Read: Confessions Of A Rough, RuggedAnd Raw 9ja Guy - Season 1 - Episode 83

I pleaded with Chuks to help me
tell someone so help me with a
short, he was like,
”you dey help am beg for nicker,
Hefty and Samba make una
match dis man go house, make
em go wear cloth, buy our beer
carry am come”
The deed has been done, i had
done what was on my mind, and
to some extent restored Salma’s
pride and dignity once more, i
believe she would be feeling
relieved after the whole thing
even though i took her
unawares, i felt it was the best
thing to do, and i was sure after
what has transpired that day
between myself and Sly, there’s
no way he would want to cross
Salma’s path again. ‘shame go
dey catch am sef, so em no go
like wan fall em hand’.

I was able to finally persuade
Chuks till he ordered someone to
get a short for me which i gave
to him, i had a a shirt and jean
trousers in my bag which i wore
the previous day to Chuks’s place,
but i didnt just buy the idea of
helping him with mine to cover
hisn@k€d body, cos some guys
like juju(fertish things) like mad.

I handed the shorts to him to
cover his shrinked blockus while
Hefty and Samba matched him
back to his house, then the rest
of us stayed back waiting for the
crates of beer.

”which time Esosa dey even
bring em own come?” i posed
the question for anyone at all to
answer,
Cos ve only been hearing of
Esosa bringing crates of beer
every weekend since school
resumed for that semester but ve
never been there to witness it
with my eyes and nah my home
boy before he fvvvked up, and
since that incident we hadnt
seen eachother, so i was curious,
i needed to relax today and see
everything for myself.

”E dey be mostly afternoon
stroke evening, but if we call am
make em bring am come now
now now, em go do am, em no
get choice nah” Solo answered
my question for me,
”wait oo, ‘D’ never dey here with
us before wey Esosa bring beer
come shey?” Flames asked,
”no mind am, nah only woman
time em dey get for weekend
nah” Solo replied,
I dont know if Solo forgot
himself that Salma was right
there with me, he wanted to go
on before i quickly gave him a
sign, then jumped in intercepting
his conversation half way,
”see as you take talk am like say
the woman plenty, my babe dey
here oo, before you talk wetin go
make am dey reason another
thing, not knowing i would do
anything for her” i said and
quickly gave her a fast kiss on
the lips,
”Honey
Sweety
Sugar,
Salt” i said and stuck my fingers
on both side of her waist trying
to tickle her while she laughed
out loud, ‘all nah still format sha’,
before person pour sand for my
garri.

”’D’ you still dey here nah”
Flames asked,
”where you want make i dey
before?, i dey here gallantly, abi
you no want make i follow una
drink beer today?” i asked, while
others laughed.

Without being told, i knew if i
were to be in thesame room
with Salma today, it was going to
be one crazy hell of a $€x, due to
the day’s incident, (una know
that kind s-x where you do a girl
a big favour, or help her do
something really nice wey be say
the babe go ready give you
anywhere for her body wey hole
make you fvvvck, the nose, ear,
middle of the b---m, puci,
mouth, as far say the place get
hole sha, i.e if e possible ooo!,
before some people go dey
reason another thing).

Where i sat i was just busy
reasoning this girl, she was
looking so hot and with a new
hair as well, i started reasoning
her without anything on, my d
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