Must Read: Confessions Of A Randy Houseboy

7 years ago

Must Read: Confessions Of A Randy Houseboy

The next morning Oga arrives from travel.

Immediately he settles
down I storm off to the boys quaters to accost Etim. He is looking
as guilty as a cornered rat! But he denies my allegations. If my
own hands were clean I would have reported to Oga, I am so
filled with jealousy. Madam who I have been sU-Cking did not give
me kitty , instead she gave this shortman devil.

When Etim sees
how angry I am he starts to laugh and makes a silly statement
abt me wanting to chop alone without sharing with him. I dont
know whewn I lash out at him and we start fighting. He is
stronger than I amk but I am madder! I scratch, kick, bite and all.

Very soon we are both rolling in the mud grappling. ”Hey! stop
that this minute!” It is Oga! ”What is the matter?” He demands?
”Why are you fighting?” We both disengage and stand mute!
”Cant you talk? How can you two be fighting so early in the
morning? What happened?”
”Nothing.” We both chorus.

Oga looks at us as if we have both gone mad. ”So you mean the
two of you just woke up and started fighting over nothing this
morning”. We still stand mute. Oga is standing at the doorway
and behind him madam appears and watches the scene quietly.

Oga does not realize she is standing behinnd him.

Then she
blows us a kiss and dissappears again. Oga stands there for
some moments before going indoors. It is clear he is begginning
to suspect something but what? I give Etim a dirty look and slink
indoors.

Oga is on leave, he is just loafing around the house, itis so
annoying. Madam has become very nice to me. She asks if I have
eaten and all that, the other day she smiled at me and asked why
I hit Etim. But the problem is Oga, he is just spreading all over
the house like eczema. I realize madam is being carefull too. But
one night she appears in my room while oga is snoring upstairs
and whisphers in my ear, ”Okon Bleep my Kitty!” My heart leap-t
with Joy and my J0yst!ck with lust. I was so inflammed I forgot to
lock the door. Just as I am about to mount madam and run her
thru finally with my weapon , Oga appears at the open door
I almost pass out! I leap off the bed but madam drags me back
and mo0toins urgently to me to be quiet. I do not see the point, I
do not intend to wait untill oga butchers me!v But I notice there
is something funny about the way oga is standing., he has a
vacant look in his eyes, then it hits me! He is sleepwalking.