Must Read: HONEYMOON - Season 2 - Episode 17

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Must Read: HONEYMOON - Season 2 - Episode 17

Mr.Eze’s House

Barr.Ebere: September 16th is too far,why don’t they just hasten up things and put it september 7th or 8th,that girl needs to suffer.

Mr.Eze: Ebere,why won’t you pity them,with what they said the other day i don’t think they’re to blame for Ebuka’s death.
Barr.Ebere: I will never pity any murderer,see Eze this your brain is wearing off that it can no longer know when people are whining you. Abeg let me call Ekaete to give you food,maybe it’s because you don’t usually eat on time since Ebuka’s death that is wearing it off.

(Grins in a mocking appearance) Ekaete! Ekaete!
Mr.Eze: Ebere do you know you’re insulting me (Getting angry) How can you say i’m getting mad ?
Ekaete: (Rushes into the living room) Madam you been dey call me.
Mr.Eze: Ekaete please go back and do your work. (Ekaete leaves the living room).

Barr.Ebere: (Sighs) You are getting old Eze,your brain is not as it was when you married me. And mind you,i didn’t say you are getting mad.
Mr.Eze: (shouts furiously) Aargh!
Ekaete: (Rushes in again) Oga wetin happen,abi madam dey beat you?

Barr.Ebere: You brat,will you get out? (Ekaete leaves again).
Mr.Eze: Ebere you have no respect,now i can see that what Mr.Ekun told me those days he prevented Emilia from marrying Ebuka were true. You don’t have good character at all. I regret ever marrying you. (Dashes to his bedroom with eyes as red as scarlet and shuts the door behind him).

Barr.Ebere: (sighs) Mtcheeew! Shameless man,you regret ever coming to this world. (stands up from the sofa) Wait oh Ekaete what did you just say,that i was beating Eze. So you want to snatch my husband from me. When did you start caring for Eze? (Rushes to the kitchen and starts dragging Ekaete).
Ekaete: Madam i no wan correct your husband,i just come see wetin dey happen! (using ‘L’ for ‘R’).
Barr.Ebere: Why,so you now like my husband? (starts beating Ekaete as if she is being controlled by a demon) You now like Eze! (presses her to the ground).

Ekaete: (crying) Madam abeg oh,abeg oh. I no rike am oh,i no rike your husband. (tries to stand up from the floor).
Barr.Ebere: I must deal with you,if i don’t beat you and i leave you,you must pack your load and go. Either you allow me to beat you or you leave this house. You have to choose one of them.

Ekaete: Okay madam i no wan go,oya beat me. (Barr.Ebere continues beating her and El-Malik runs to help Ekaete).

El-Malik: Kai! Madam abegi nau,abeg nau,abeg no dey hit am por ploor! (using ‘F’ as ‘P’) Abeg!
Barr.Ebere: So you want to save her,okay nah (starts beating him too,she continued beating El-Malik and Ekaete till Mr.Eze came out from his room and drgged his wife from them).