Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 6

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 6

"Flo you no get sense ooh! Dem no beat me, i fall inside gutter as i wan pursue the guy wey wan carry my phone run"

"I don see you na! Super man!" Flo hailed.

"You no go believe me na!"

"I believe you i swear! Hahaha! I believe you die!" Flo said, "where the phone sef?"

"Why you dey ask me where the phone dey? See am here!" Ola brought out his Chiby phone, "abeg give me beans and bread make i chop"

"How much beans?"

"100 naira own na! Put am vegetable ooh"

Dried vegetable was what Ola meant. The type that made Flo left his fast food joint and was dancing in the rain. Dancing n'aked. Dancing shoki in the era of the dance step.

Flo had on October 1st assured Nnamdi and the rest that he would eat four plates of beans mixed with 10 wraps of vegetable; the type he christened Vitamin C as a result of the clear fact that it makes one see clearer.

Victamin C could be traced to Ohaji Egbema where Flo hails from.

"Buy enough Vitamin C if you dey come back from Omoku ooh!" Flo was speaking to Nas his sales man on phone on the night of 30th of September.

Omoku was another place where half sack of Vitamins and minerals could be bought for just 1000 naira.

At about 12:46 pm on the 1st October, it was on a Sunday, Flo had cooked two pots of beans - one for his customers, one for himself and Nas.

"Shey today na your birthday!" Flo had dished out a mountain top of beans for himself without waiting for his friends to see him munch the plates of beans and "vegies" he promised.

"Why you dey ask me that question? You better go wash those dirty plate!" He commanded

Nas broke a plate when he had a shout "Noooo way! No way! No way!"

"No way wetin" Nas was shocked.

As Nas dashed in from the backyard to see who shouted, he saw eye-full.

"No way!" Flo took of his shirt and was unlocking his belt.

"No way to where oga Flo?" Nas saw his boss's formerly white boxers.

"No way! Nigerian soldiers cannot beat Biafran soldiers in this war when i am here!" Flo was shouting, "a whole me commander Flo!"

"Oga this your boxers too dirty oh!" Nas almost said, but to his greatest amazement his boss was n'aked soon.

"Oga you n'aked ooh" Nas said, "see your thing!"

"Your thing be like compass" He almost said.

"Who n'aked? You see me on my military regalia you say i n'aked" Flo admired his n'akedness for a while, "abi you no dey see well?"

"I dey see well ooh! Oga you n'aked!" Nas warned.

"M'umu boy! Help me find my Biafran Army beret make i wear for my head jor!" Flo replied, "okay see am here! I don see am!"

Flo was holding the third plate of beans he had just dished for himself and confidently stamped it on his head.

"Beans!" Nas yelled.

Our Flo was battle ready with his "beans plated beret" and Camouflage regalia.

Biafra must win this war!

He killed about two battalions of Nigerian soldiers with his AK 47 rifle in between his legs.

Wait for it! His gun was his "thing" and i guess his bullets were just two in number - his b'alls. Or so i thought.

His friends Ade, Ola, Nnamdi and Ogbonta were on their way to FLO INTERCONTINENTAL RETAURANT when they from a distance saw their friend Flo dancing shoki in the rain.

Even the heavens had blessed the victory of Biafra over Nigeria with a conventional rain.

Friends indeed! All Flo's friends ran for their dear lives save the Police shows up except Ola.

Ola stood for a while pondering.

"Hope say Nas no put pepper for this vegetable and beans wey Flo take wey make am dey mad so?" He recalled Nas combinning dried pepper with the vegetable and beans he served him on his birthday. That was the worst birthday that almost turned death day.

"You mix this beans and vegetable with pepper?" Ola asked Flo who was exploring his Chiby phone.