GUYS ONLY! This Is What All Women Want You To Know About $ex

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GUYS ONLY! This Is What All Women Want You To Know About $ex

Despite repeated tips and advise, many guys still fail badly at making women $exually satisfied.

It is actually sad to realise that sometimes, you could be perfect at everything but terribly bad when it comes to making a woman happy, especially when it comes to $ex and $exual things.

For women, $ex is not only what you do, and it doesn’t have to begin in the bedroom. Even the littlest things could turn her on and earn you points as an ideal romantic lover.

Twitter user, The Ultimate [@TheUltimateLale], believes there are universal truths that every guy should know about making women happy, and women expect men to know these things.

So what are the things your babe wants you know about $ex and $exually satisfying her?


1. Put her first in all $exual activities. It is COMPULSORY. She will do you right afterwards. For sure.

2. Women get turned on by simply seeing that they have messages from you. Very simple, isn’t it.

3. Saying “I love you” before, during and after $ex doesn’t count at all. 0 points my brothers. Don’t say it.

4. Most of the time when a woman fantasizes, its about you, bruh.

5. women love it when you hug them from behind and whisper in their ears.

6. Women are unimpressed by a man who can’t or doesn’t take the lead. They find it $exy almost all the time.

7. Oral $ex is your get out of jail free card. Buying her shoes might work, too. But oral $ex is the greatest. You giirl can’t say no to you when you eat her cookie well.

8. Even good girls love hushed dirty talk in public.

9. if she refuses $ex with you its either she is having a bad day, blackmailing you to get something or she isn’t feeling connected to you.

10. Keep your fingers clean always, man. Women get urinary-tract infections easily.

11. Women love grabbing ass too. Let them.

12. If you surprise her with more gifts, you get more loving, more $ex.

15. Her breasts love much licking and sU-Cking.

16. Her ass loves much grabbing.

17. Her tummy loves much rubbing.

18. Her kitty loves much stroking and purring.

19. Women like porn too.

20. You should have known all of this earlier.

This insightful thread was first published on Twitter by The Ultimate [@TheUltimateLale].

41) DISCUSSION OF EX-GIRLFIRENDS AND EX-BOYFRIENDS SHOULD BE AVOIDED. AT?ALL?TIMES?
— The Ultimate (@TheUltimateLale) 23 March 2017

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