A man, 53 year old Patrick Doggett, called cops to complain his girlfriend would not have sex with him, authorities said.
Told officers he had dialled 911 because partner Faye Woodruff "would not give him any ass".
Officers arrived at the 53-year-old's home in Spartanburg, South Carolina, in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
According to The Smoking Gun., Woodruff told the police that Doggett had been drinking all day and "didn’t know where he was at", according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
He is believed to have climbed into bed and wanted sex, which Woodruff refused because her grandchild was present.
Police found Doggett outside the house drinking and arrested him for public intoxication, according to the report.He allegedly told officers: "F*** that b****."
He was last night being held in Spartanburg county jail.