“EVERYONE SAYS THEY WANT TO GOTO AFRICA OR MEXICO WELL HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AND GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR FREE!” — TRUMP

Trump Airlines has received many requests to begin services to Africa and Mexico after he was elected as the next President. The Vice President for Trump Airlines announced this morning that TA will be giving away one way tickets to The Motherland and El Chapo’s World but they will not be offering return flights. Trump Airlines is known for their discount rates and now they’ll be the only airline that only sells one way flights to a location.

“I FIGURED WE CAN GET YOU THERE BUT GOOD LUCK BRINGING YOUR HILARY VOTING ASSES BACK TO THE US” — TRUMP