Story: True Life Story Of An Addict

8 years ago

Story: True Life Story Of An Addict

She threw herself at me, pushing all her weight on me in excitement. We kissed for minutes as if we’d never stop. I felt a rise down south my Johnny. This my thing no dey carry last. Always ready and prepped for action. She was just all smiles and really in the mood. She couldn’t hide the joy on her face. It was like she just received the answer she’s been wanting to hear all her life: A HUSBAND! My body was truly ready for action, at least, we should celebrate the FAKE PROPOSAL with a hot, breath-taking s*x now. I think that will make her happy and convinced her that I was serious about the proposal. My body was ready, but my mind wasn’t. This is not the kind of situation I wanna be right now. What about Ini? What will I tell her? Should I propose to her too? God help me!

Well, if not for trying to satisfy my third leg, I wouldn’t have touched Deola that day. But my already protesting d**k want none of my remorse. I end up banging Deola like never before. She saw it as a seal to our marriage. She threw all her body at me, giving me the permission to do whatever I like to do with her, no restraint. I lasted just 20mins because I wasn’t really in the mood. While we made love, I was busy thinking of how to get off the hook and net I just threw myself in. What can I do to break this prison? I am no prisoner of love ke. I’ve got choices to make mehn! Then and just then, I remembered my partner in crime: Janet! Wow. Make I arrange with this girl now. That won’t be a bad idea after all. From nowhere, I received all the blueprints of how to manouver Deola and make her suspend this leech waiting to lick me dry: marriage. After the s*x, we took a shower together, and as you know, Femi doesn’t joke with shower s*x. Another round of pounding ensued inside the bathroom in full swing. 1, 2 rounds again, I was done. When we came out of the bathroom together, she jumped straight on the bed while I reached for my cloths,

Deola: Why are you dressing up?

Me: Oh, sorry I didn’t tell you. I had to go see Wale and a couple of my friends in Lekki Phase 1. You know I resume Monday. So I need to be up to speed about what has happened while I was away at work.

Deola: Ohhhhh! Not today of all day now. Stay with me for a while then.

Me: Time is of the essence baby. The earlier I go now, the better. Or are you saying I shouldn’t go?

Deola: Nooooo. Since your reasons are genuine, why not? All I am saying is that you should stay a little with me.

I went close to her and sat at the edge of the bed. I kissed her again and said,

Me: Baby I’d love to but I got to go now before the dark hours return.

Deola: But it’s not 12 noon yet. Isn’t it too early in the day?

Me: Baby, that’s the best time to go see people that matters (I said this knowing fully well that I had promised Ini that I would be back at home by 1pm).

She reluctantly gave in to me after I said,

You know you’re my potential wife now. So, start acting like one by first, showing respect for my decision.

Deola: Yes Sir!

The way she said the “Yes Sir” would make you think she’s been in the army for years. I bust into laughter when she said it. Well, whether yes sir or no sir, me I dey waka comot for here. Make I quick go arrange with Janet on how to deal with Deola for me. Also, my Ini will be waiting to receive my ‘blessings’ when I got home, even though Deola don almost collect the first part. At all at all na im bad pass jare. Being there for Ini is the ultimate, even if I am not going to have s*x with her!

I stormed out of Deola’s house and even had to reject her offer to drive me home.

Me: Don’t worry love. I am a man now. I’ll be fine. Besides, you’re resuming duty by 2pm. You should get some rest before you go, you know?

Deola: How thoughtful of you. Ok. Be safe my love.

Me: I will.

On my way home, I dialed Janet’s number to inform of another ‘business’,

Janet: Uncle Femoooo

Me: Bawo ni paddy mi? So wa ok? (How are you pal? Hope you’re fine?)

Janet: I am where you put me oooo.

Me: Where exactly are you?

Janet: I am at home. Hope all is well?

Me: Why did you ask?

Janet: The way you asked me where I am made me curious ni.

Me: No wahala. All is well. How can we meet?

Janet: You tell me where and when, and I will be there.

Me: Ok. Let’s meet at my house, 4pm or 5pm today.

Janet: Today? And you said all is well?

Me: Trust me now. I said all is well.

Janet: Ok oooo. If you say so. But I no get transport sha ooo.

Me: You and this no transport chorus sef. Ok, go borrow, I’ll give you back when you come.

Janet: Ok sir. See you soon.

Me: Thank paddy mi.

Call ends.

When I got home, I met a truck outside the gate. I check Garfar in his watch but he was not there. Where dis Northerner waka go wey him leave gate open so? I could hear some movements at the back of the house. I went there to see what was going on. It was then I saw some guys arranging building materials in the empty apartment. Garfar was also with them, giving them a helping hand,

Me: What’s going on here?

Garfar: Oga welcome sir. Na Landlord say make them bring this thing for house.

Me: Ok. But is that why you left the gate opened? You should lock it next time you wanna do something like this ok? At least for security reasons.

Garfar: Sorry Oga. Na one of them say him wan go buy water.

Me: It’s ok. (I turned to the other guys and waved them before going upstairs).

I called my queen to inform her of my presence,

Me: Baby, your boy is back.

Ini: Welcome sir. I may delay a little sir oo. My madam is here.

Me: Ok baby. Take your time. But once it is 3pm, don’t bother coming cos I will be out by then.

Ini: Where are you going again?

Me: I want to go and see my friends in Phase 1.

Ini: Ok. I will let you know when I will be free.

Me: No problem.