Password - Season 1 - Episode 23

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Password - Season 1 - Episode 23

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Episode Title: Back To Busanga

When Kofi gets to the ground level he sees an agitated Ato pacing, fear and horror on his face.

When he sees Kofi he runs forward and embraces him hard.

Nii quickly closes and locks the door leading to D-Block, and his face is terrified with the depths of his horror.


NII LIN
Oh, thank God! Thank God you’re okay, man!!


ATO
Oh, oh, oh! You made it! So sorry, man, so sorry! Didn’t mean to leave you but that guy was crazy! Forgive me, man!


KOFI
(tremulously)
It’s okay. Not holding anything against you. Would’ve done the same!


ATO
Hell no, no, no, no! You would’ve stayed to help me out!


KOFI
(subdued)
It’s okay, man. I’m cool.


NII LIN
(scared)
Let’s get going, guys! All that noise might’ve woken some people. Let’s get out of here first, and then I’ll know what to do! Come on, come on, you’re bleeding, Kofi! Let’s go and let me get one of the nurses to stitch that cut, Kofi, otherwise you’ll bleed to death!


ATO
Jeez, that Baluu cut you? What happened, rasta?


KOFI
(shakily)
I’ll tell you on the way, bro. At least, we accomplished what we came to do. I was able to dip a mad woman. Let’s get out of here, man. I feel like I just died and resurrected!
Almost an hour later, they begin the return journey to Accra.

Nurse Akosua had stitched the ugly gash on KOfi’s arm where Baluu had cut him.
Now Kofi is lying in the back seat with a sad smile on his face.

Ato is driving carefully because of the heavy fog on the mountains. He is hunched over the steering-wheel.

He slots a CD into the player, and soon the cool soothing sounds of gospel music fills the car.



ATO
(smiling)
Quite some adventure, right, bro?


KOFI
(sighing)
Terrible, chale, terrible! That Baluu. He almost killed me, bro!


ATO
(chuckling)
That Baluu nigga is crazy, man, just crazy! Heeerh! S--t, how did you get away from him anyway?


KOFI
(softly)
Told him I saw his wife making love to his best friend inside the washroom! He ran into the washroom and I locked the door. Chale, you should’ve seen the way he was attacking the walls! He could’ve killed me!

Ato looks at his friend miserably.



ATO
Sorry, bro. Really sorry. I feel kinda hungry, though. Let’s stop somewhere for a little breakfast.


KOFI
Yeah, yeah, bro. Listen, Ato, thanks for everything, okay? You’ve been a real brother. I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.



ATO
(smiling)
What the dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly-yooooooo! It’s all good, brother!


KOFI
(haltingly)
I was able to dip the woman, bro, followed everything to the letter. Do you think maybe we should go to Accra first, you know, so that I try with Akweley whether it will work?



ATO
(scowling)
No, my paddy, no! I don’t trust those Busanga-Busanga people koraa! Let’s go to the shrine, and pay up so that we know we have finished everything. Then tonight you can have Akweley and pound her till her toto removes!

They burst into raucous laughter, and just then Kofi’s phone rings.

It is Akweley.

He picks the call.



KOFI
(tenderly)
Ohhhhh, my sunshine! You don’t know how much I’ve missed you!


AKWELEY
(icily)
K.K. what’s wrong? Are you avoiding me? You promised to see me yesterday when you leave the hospital, and that’s it! You put your phone off, and you’ve not even bothered to call me today to check up on me!


KOFI
(remorsefully)
Ohh, my darling, my sweetheart! Please, please forgive me, okay? I didn’t want to bother you last night. The truth is that I was also so very sick! Very ugly stomach ache that I couldn’t even control. I was admitted to the hospital last night, dear. I received three infusions!



AKWELEY
(concerned)
Oh, dear, dear, dear! Which hospital? I’m on my way over right now!


KOFI
I’ve been discharged, love. Ato is taking me home. Don’t worry, you’ll see me this evening, dear. I wanna kiss you and make love to you so hard that your thing will just get removed and fixed on my thing!


AKWELEY
(laughing)
Ashawo awosha man! Well hurry up! You’ve put me in heat, love! Can’t wait to have you in me! Love you so much! Kisses, mwaaah, mwaah, mwaaaaaah!


KOFI
Awwwwww! Mwaaaaaah! I’ll see you soon!
As Kofi is speaking another call comes through, and as he glances at the screen he sees that it is Sajili.

He cuts off the call to Akweley quickly and picks the call.

SAJILI
(weakly)
Hey. Where are you?

KOFI
(coldly)
What do you want?


SAJILI
(very weakly)
Please… Kofi! Come to the DIDI-FLON CLINIC immediately, please!

KOFI
(angrily)
Why? What do you want, Saj?


SAJILI
(weeping)
I’m on admission, my love! Please come and visit me… quickly, I beg of you!
Kofi cuts the call with an angry sound.


ATO
The Indian horror?



KOFI
Yep. Says she’s on admission at the DIDI-FLON. Wants to see me!


ATO
Heeeeeeeerh! This girl get powers! I’m sure she knows you broke her spell! She wants to trap you and do another spell! Kooooooshiaaa like that!


KOFI
(worried)
She sounded genuinely sick, bro.


ATO
Tweeaa! Shun am, my paddy! Na act! Julius Ceaser drama group queen! Shun e matter! To Busanga we go! Today you’ll receive your bula tenten back, and slush some p---y… sweet sweet tuuuuushy!


KOFI
(worried)
She sounded bad, bro. Do you remember the mallam saying something about Sajili being covered by a dark cloud or something like that? She sounded bad, man!


ATO
(softly)
Stop thinking about Indians now, bro. Priorities, man. We go to the Busanga, you get your healing, then go to Akweley and hammer a round, boy, p---y time!

KOFI
(laughing)
I swear! I’ll make the p---y go pheeee, pheeee, pheeeee!! Kpa, kpa, kpa!



ATO
(roaring with laughter)
You know it! You know it! Kpa, kpa, kpa, kpa, bla K, bla K, bla K! P---y King, man, p---y champion!

About two hours later they come to Mallam Busanga’s shrine.


Like the last time they undress and walk the rest of the way to the shrine.



KOFI
Chale, it seems like the healing worked paa o! My langalanga is longer than usual!
Ato turns and looks at Kofi’s penis.



ATO
(giggling)
Hehehehehe! Langalanga go chop weed today!



KOFI
(laughing)
I tell you, brother. Ten rounds straight, no stopping! All about the kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa!



ATO
(laughing)
Bla K, Bla K, Bla K! Oooooooh Bossu!