The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira - Season 1 - Episode 5

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The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira - Season 1 - Episode 5

Well i stood up and took garri from my blue rubber, na by this time
they sweet to drink garri, i on my laptop and started playing music,
i soak the garri put milk and chocolate (my best combo) i begin they
drink garri in the middle of the night and my garri don finish oh,
after i finish drinking the garri, i took one big mathematics textbook
and search for calculus, i nor see am, so i took another textbook and
search for calculus i still no see am, na wa oh, i took my notebook
and try to pickout something that will help me in the assignment, but
i nor grab anything, so i finally giveup and cover my book, i cover my
laptop also and lay my head on my pillow and doze of.

The next day i woke up early and quickly fetch water outside, na buy
we dey buy the water and na ten ten naira, i dey hold the man more
than three hundred naira, anytime i get money i dey always forget to
pay, na when i nor get money i dey remember, i fetch my water jejeje
and enter my small creeb, i check time 7:06AM, waoh time dey run oh,
so i quickly took my bath and wear my dress hurridly, i nor get mirrow
so i use my phonescreen to do mirrow,.

After i package myself finish i enter road they go school, i borrow
hundred naira from mtn sharp sharp and call glory,
she pick am once like say she they expect my call before.

Glory: hello dear

Me: babe how far.

Glory: how far still they far

Me: i hope you don ready finish?

Glory: nah na now i wan take my bath now.

Me: why na, i think i tell you say make you quick come so that i go
copy your assignment.

Glory: no oh i nor go quick come oh, i get wetin i dey do for house.

Me: na wetin you they do

Glory: no worry, when you see me you go know.

Me: okay abeg how we go do the assignment?

Glory: you go help me summit am, i go give faith my roomate make she give you.

Me: na which time she go come?

Glory: i nor know but i believe say she go first me come.

Me: nnah ehh, you dey fucck up oh.

Glory: hiah you don see up wey dey fucck before?

Me: abeg do dey come joor,

Glory: i dey vex for you oh.

Me: wetin happen, what i do?

Glory: so you wan tell me say you nor know.

Me: know wetin na?

Glory: chai Jesus, i don suffer.

Me: tell me na, abi na because of your birthday tomorrow?

Glory: no worry, leave bye bye we go see for school.

Me: tell faith make she…………

“kpam kpam kpam”
she cut the call on me, how can she do that? a whole me gburu gburu
one of Edo (i nor know wetin e mean, make una ask negus).

I was surprise she just cut the call like that without even telling me
what i did, well make we reach school first, but the thing dey vex me
oh, wey e be say i borrow credit call her she come they cut the call,
hmmmm i nor blame her, na her pusssi i blame wey sweet like that.