The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira - Season 1 - Episode 11

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The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira - Season 1 - Episode 11

Time For Shopping

I dont know who send the money but anybody wey send am na God go bless
that person, maybe the person know say i dey in need of that money
hence sending it, i check the name well as i dey keke, the name na hausa
name, i called all my sisters and brothers they say them no send
anything, abi na angel send am for me, since my people them say no be them send
am so, e fit be bank error oh, and if i nor quick withdraw am now them
go take am back sharp sharp, so getting to trailer road close to abia
state polytechnic, i told the keke man to stop sharp sharp.

Keke man: i think say na mcc you they go.

Me: i nor go there again, na how much be my money?

Kekeman: na 30 naira.

Me: i gave him fifty naira and told him to keep the change, why i nor
go talk so when twenty thousand naira don enter my account, i ran to
the other lane and enter unity bank, i quickly took my ATM out and
insert inside the matchine, i nor know why the matchine come they slow
oh, when person need something na by then devil go they work, i
quickly put my code and withdraw everything in my account, if them wan
carry am back them go see say na empty kobo they inside, omo i was
filled with and happiness when i withdraw that money, i smile as i
leave the ATM bank, others come they look me as if i be mad person, i
begin waka they go come they greet everybody wey i meet for road open
my shinning teeth, instead of me to go home thats MCC, i enter keke
and go back to park, then from park i enter bus straight to Ariaria
International Market, na so hold up full road, chai Aba road bad sha,
the worst thing be say as the road bad na so motor and keke they speed
pass am, na keke own worst, them go see tiny space yet them go wan
enter am like that thereby pouring water on people passing, well thank
God say governor Ikpeazu don they repair them now, that place go soon turn
to commercial city, because na that bad road they hold them before,


talking about production them sabi am, i hail my Aba guys oh, i just
hope and pray that Governor ikpeazu finish all the project wey him
start, assuming him uncle start the work during him tenure aba for don
be beautiful city now, well i believe Ikpeazu go do them,.
I continue they kpara my head for Aba road wey e be say i nor be Aba
boy, well i like the city even though i nor be part of the city, the
thing wey come they vex me there na this segregation talk.

When we reach Ariaria market come see rush like rush hour, everywhere
they scattered na so kpotokpoto full ground, we stop at one park and
everybody come down.
Now where do i start my chopping from, na chopping abi shopping?