The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira - Season 1 - Episode 15

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The Mysterious Twenty Thousand Naira - Season 1 - Episode 15

Me And Faith

Me: waoh you startled me.

Faith: am sorry, what are you doing here? She dey ask me question dey
sit down and maybe she too no fit sleep.

Me: i just dont feel like sleeping.

Faith: why?

Me: i dont know why oh, maybe because am over happy for Glory.

Faith: thats very good, and i hope you wont break her heart because
shes my best friend.

Me: of course no why would i do that?

Faith: thats what you guys always say.

Me: the way you are talking it seems like you are a victim.

Faith: haha not so i just know because of past event.

Me: that means your heart has been broken before na.

Faith: you can say that again.

Me: hmm wetin happen.

Faith: oh well its a story i dont want to remember.

Me: is it that bad?

Faith: very bad dear.

Me: dear?

Faith: what! Is anything wrong it?

Me: no let my glory catch you oh.

Faith: hahahaha catch me with who you?

Me: yes na.

Faith: you no they my level, you na small boy.

Me: really, why do you say that?

Faith: because you no go fit satisfy me.

Me: hahahaha, if i enter you, you go see heaven.

Faith: see who they talk, you think say i be glory.

Me: go sit down joor, na so una dey make mouth but when e happen now una go
shout like person wey wan give birth.

Faith: seriously, i dont make noise.

Me: then your thing don wide be that well well na.

Faith: you go fear fear, infact your dicck go dey swim for inside like
swimming pool.

Me: hahahahahaha, so you no they let am rest?

Faith: sex na enoyment so why e go rest?

Me: hmmmm so you like sex?

Faith: of course i do, abi you nor like am?

Me: hmmmm not too much.

Faith: shotup you think say glory no dey tell me.

Me: tell you what?

Faith: say you nor they let her rest anytime she come.

Me: really, so Glory they discuss our sex life with you.

Faith: why she nor go discuss am, abi who you want make she discuss am
with before?

Me: hmmmmm our sex life suppose be private na.

Faith: na private, i be her friend and we dont hide anything from each other.

Me: so you mean she dey tell you everything wey we dey do?

Faith: not all sha, but she they tell me the interesting one.

Me: like

Faith: like the one wey una fucckk for bathroom one small girl come
mistakenly open the door.

Me: hahahahaha, that day was funny.

Faith: but why she nor knock.

Me: na mad girl na, she nor well even our towel they ontop the door
she nor see am.

Faith: ha that one mean say them send her na.

Me: na she sabi, i hope she see wetin she wan see.

Faith: hmmmm so you mean say all sex wey una they do for inside no do
una, na bathroom una come see abi?

Me: you nor go understand.

Faith: i understand completely, abeg make we go inside house before
Glory go wakeup come begin they think otherwise..

Me: haha so you they fear?

Faith: i nor fear her am just respecting her as a friend, abeg stand
up make we dey go.

Me: okay.

We stood up and enter room together, Glory still they busy they snore,
na wa oh, Faith join Glory for bed while me sleep for carpet and use
pillow support my head like willow.