Story: Campus Life. Girls. Ghetto. Garri. Glory - Season 1 - Episode 15

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Story: Campus Life. Girls. Ghetto. Garri. Glory - Season 1 - Episode 15

Days later after the ‘Ojimoimoi’ incident, I came home from lectures to meet Emma knocking Fifa14 with one laptop like that, that he must have gotten from his numerous ‘find and keeps’ missions. (He didn’t go for lectures because of the Ojimoimoi slaps, the hair on his head is yet to grow).

I flinged my bag in a corner of the room and hurriedly joined him as I took a pad to play with him.

‘How lectures today na?’ Emma asked without even looking up from the laptop.

‘Lectures just be like kilode, that yeye Eng103 lecturer wey no dey come class teach just come today begin dey bombard test for person head’ I replied, selecting my football team and formation in the process.

‘Eyah I pity you’ Emma mocked me, while I slapped that his head that was shining brighter than traffic lights.

‘Na who you dey pity? See charcoal pot dey pity gas pot, this your head wey sweet to slap’ I said, tickling him which made him giggle.

‘And we are up and running!’ The Artificial Intelligence commentator announced as we began our match. I was using Real Madrid while he used Chelsea. He was a die hard chelsea fan.

Bang! Bang! A knock at the door. We ignored it and continued our match.

Goalllllll Just 10minutes into the match, I had scored a goal by the ever best Cr7.

Bang! Bang! Continuous knocking at the door.

‘Who be that?’ Emma yelled.

‘Na me’ The voice replied.

‘You who?’ Emma questioned.

‘Open this door before Ogun strike you for there’ The voice ordered. No doubts it was Theo. That was his style of knocking and answering.

Emma beckoned on me to open the door which I refused, while he eventually went to open it himself.

Goalllllll I scored a second goal by my man Cr7. Emma looked at me scornfully because I cheated. He had already dropped his pad when I scored my flawless goal. Nevertheless, he still went to open the door for Theo.

‘Una carry woman ni wey to open this una door, person go spend eternity for outside?’ Theo asked ‘You really need Jesus o!’.

‘Nut for your head loose abi?’ Emma cursed while Theo ignored him as usual and rushed to take Emma’s pad. Emma joined us seconds later as he helplessly had to watch us play.

‘Ehen guy, I don nail am o’ Theo said joyfully while we looked confused.

‘Nail wetin?’ Emma and I simultaneously asked.

‘Una know that big man church for mile 10? That rich man church na wey just to enter gate you go must pay 500 Grand’ Theo said pointing to an imaginative direction to explain his point.

Emma and I nodded our head unanimously.

‘That church wey ministers and presidents dey attend’ Emma said.

‘That church wey the A.c and interior design fit make angel park Come down from heaven’ I added.

‘Exactly’ Theo affirmed. ‘Them don call me, Reverend T. To come minister for their weekly night service today oo’ Theo added excitedly.

‘Ehen, how that one take happen, how comes, since when you become reverend’ We both bombarded him with questions while he laughed.

‘Make una dey there. You are now talking to Reverend T. Physical and Spiritual. I even dey invite una come my service today, and omo, the pay na in 12 zeros oooo’

‘Choi! You wey be devil incarnate? Wetin concern you and Church?’ I fired Theo while he just continued laughing.

He stood up and headed for the door,
‘Big man church for mile 10, 8pm tonight. Be there!’ with that he left our room without one more word.

If only he knew what awaited him there, he wouldn’t have even wished it to happen to his enemy.

Hmmn, Theo & Church? How do they relate? I can vividly remember forcing Theo to church just last Sunday which he didn’t even oblige but here he is, going to minister in a church as a reverend? Am sure he would begin quoting from the books of Abraham and Jacob.

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