Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 15

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 15

"Who be rat? Who be rat!" Effiong unbolted the gate.

"Na your papa be rat!" Ade needed to frown and not joke. He needed to be James Adewale Bond even though he was fidgety and had developed cold sweat.

"Eeeeh! SOD Ade my man!" Effiong extended his hand for a handshake.

"Who you dey hail? My friend will you lie down" Ade's gun was pointing directly at Effiong's trailer-pack Nose as he entered.

"Yeeh! Sorry! King maker na me ooh! Na your man Effiong ooh" Effiong reminded Ade.

Rule number one in SOD says: Never you trust your fellow disciple with your betslip, never!

"Trust me na, i dey carry you go her room, i no dey carry you go the wrong room" Effiong was sweating profusely.

"Me? trust you! You wey i give my scholarship paper make you hold for me, and when the game enter you com dey tell me say you no know where the scholarship paper dey" Ade reminded Effiong, "And that day i win 15k ooh! Guy you wicked! You think say Ola no tell me say you tell am say you win 15k for SOD?"

"No vex! No be my faulty, na hungry cause am"

"My friend shut your crap and move!" The Chicken lap did more of the talking for Ade as Effiong was moving the direction of the gun.

"I go move ooh! I go move!"

"Taeawai!" Ade slapped Effiong hard on his head, "you get mind ooh! I dey here you dey mess abi?"

"Sorry sa! I no go messing again!"

Meanwhile, "lets move in, its time!" Ogbonta signaled.

"This thing wey we wan do so, e no good ooh! I no wan follow una! I no well ooh!" Ola lagged beyind.

Funke Ola's sister had narrated her bad dream to Ola the previous morning; telling him she saw he and his friends crying in the bush and that Ola cried most. That Ola's tears caused flood in the bush chasing all the animals from their homes.

"Ode! That tears wey you see na tears of joy, me wey go soon hammer" Ola assured her.

"Move in! Move in!" Ogbonta beaconed.

"Ola move fast na" Nnamdi stepped on Ola.

"I no well! I don tell una say i no well!"

To Ade.

"na her room be this!" Ade yelled loudly, "oya knocked!"

"Pooookpo!" Effiong knocked.

"Who is there?" Ade heard the shower stopped running.

"Na me Effiong ooh!" Effiong replied.

"Effiong my love! Come in and lets have sweet s'ex!!'

"Effiong! Sweet s'ex?" Ade was shocked, "so you dey waya your madam?"

Effiong nodded slightly and Ade was painting pictures of Dornu' curve already.He saw her n'.aked portrait hung on the door frame in his mind's eyes. His volcano had no choice but to erupt.

"Ade your p'rick don stand ooh!" Effiong noticed.

"My p'rick? Stand? Who tell you that one? Naso e dey jor?" Ade said, "My friend open this door?"

The door was opened within split seconds and within split seconds also Ade noticed Dornu stood n'aked from head to toe standing opposite the door.

The curves, the two water melons, the Coca cola sharp shape and the Bamuda triangle.

"King maker? What are you doing with a gun?" Dornu forgot she was n'aked

"I........... I.......... I......... I am with a gun?" Ade was lost, he had longed for the day he could see Dornu his crush n'akedness.

Just then the rest guys stormed in in this order; Ola, Nnamdi then Ogbonta.

"Ogbo baba you sure say we go continue with this kidnapping" Ola was drowning in the Bamuda triangle he was seeing.