Must Read: Life Of Uam Boy

6 years ago

Must Read: Life Of Uam Boy

Philip wetin be your relationship with vivian na? I asked philip after vivian left.

Which kind question be dat na? “Vivian na just my manager, nothing more.” He replied
Well,If you say so.

Philip wont hide anything from me, he is this kinda guy that would be proud to tell you when a catches a new prey, the philip i know will admit to you if he really had any relationship with Vivian.

My heart did a little skelewu dance, my liver and kidney joined. See this things o, where una dey when kiddy go claim 3000USD?

NB: Kiddy is dat nigguh that won davido’s skelewu dance competition, a whooping $3000.

Only God knows what 3000USD would have done to my life.

First of all, i would buy a new phone(no disrespect to my nokia3310). I would change my wardrobe, arrange new clothes(for crying out loud, who still wears fubu?). Oh!! and before i forget, i’d rent a new house. If wishes truely where horses, na plenty meat be that o!!!
“Oboy Mr.fresher na next tommorow o” philip brough me back from wonderland.

I dey plan to hold party if i win o, he continued.

Correct guy, i shouted. Truth is, i was already feeling insecure in my relationship, which better place am i to find a replacement if not in a party that would be attended by almost all the girls in 100level? I trusted philip in that regards.

“You don already win” i added

“Instead of una to think of better thing, na party una wan trow” musa complained.

Musa always acted so religious, i wonder how philip had managed to live with him.

Well, unlike pairs there say, attracts.

Shut up there!! Philip commanded, No let me pursue you from this house o, he added.

“I just the advice you o, if you drink come this house i go lock you outside” musa threatened.

Apart from being a womanizer, philip was also a drunkard. He had once drank himself to stupor, he was brought home on a wheelbarrow.

The painful part was that he would puke all over the room. In times like that, musa would have no other choice than to sleep in my room.

“Oboy whether you like it or not the party must hold” i concluded.

You dey talk because person never vomit for your body.

If e want make e vomit, if e want make e no vomit nothing be my ‘CONSINE’. I said and walked out of the room.

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I had already reached my compound and was going to my room when i heard or rather perceive an aroma. Only my secondary school chemistry teacher could hear smell. “Take this conical flask and smell the content, make sure you hear the smell properly before you write your inference o” he would always say.

I sniffed the air to know the direction of the aroma. It led me to mike’s room. I went into the room to find mike lying down on the bed.

Oboy wetin dey fire na? I asked him.

Na chicken na, any problem? I went to the pot and opened it. I saw a full chicken cooking
I was suprised, on a normal day mike could not even afford to buy fish, and today he is cooking a full chicken.

Oboy how you take get fowl na? I asked
You think say broke Like you? I wanted to insult him but i remembered the meat on fire and i decided to play along. Oboy, na true o, i dey jonse dis days o.

“No be only dis days sef, you be broke ar:se nigga.” he kept blabbing about how he had light, sound system and t.v in his room and i had none.

I was mute until the chicken finished cooking. We brought the pot straight to our middle and started helping ourselves. Mike was a very poor cook but who cares? E no dey kill person na. I ate to my fill.

My phone rang. I thought it was Cynthia but when i saw the caller I.D, it was Amaka.

Kelvin, we need to see.

“Any problem?” i asked.

If you value your relationship you would come.

“Where would i meet you” i asked.

Meet me at cedar eatery.

I was expecting Cynthia but i had to rush to see Amaka.

“Oboy i dey come make i go see person” i told mike before leaving the room, little did i know that i was running away from danger.