Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 13

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 - Season 1 - Episode 13

"The plan be say make we kidnap Dornu" The boys sat at Umoh's drinking.

Silence for a while.

"But Nnamdi how we go do am na" Ade was present.

Nnamdi took a gulp of the bottle of palm wine in front of him before narrating how the plan was to unfold; his plan.

"Ade you know say you and Effiong that dem Dornu gateman na friend!"

"Ehen! Effiong na my guy for school of disciple na, two of us na disciples na"

"Okay, if you go school of disciple on Saturday morning, you go give am that your laptop make him charge am for you for their house, you know say them dey get light steady" Nnamdi continued, "so when you wan go collect your laptop back in the afternoon na only Dornu and Effiong go dey house you know say her parents na sabath them be, dem go don go church and she no dey follow them go their church, she go dey house, so you go use daga threaten Effiong make him go show you where Dornu room dey"

"So na only me go kidnap her?" Ade the king maker.

"Ade wait na! Wait make him explain finish" Ogbonta cautioned.

"How e go be only you? We go park Ogbo baba Kpof Kpof near bush and all of us go enter 3 minutes after you enter" Nnamdi said, "so we go carry the girl enter Ogbo baba Kpof Kpof drive her go Flo house, you know say him house dey for bush, nobody go know say na there we carry her go.

"E make sense! But you know say we need to cover our face so the girl no go know say na us!" Ogbonta suggested.

"Forget that thing jor, we no need to cover our face, when she dey sell your land shey she cover her face?" Nnamdi reminded.

"But we need tasty fried chicken for this mission ooh!" Ade suggested.

"Ade oju kokoro ni e! You too like food! Wetin concern chicken and this mission wey una wan go so!" Ola spoke for the first time.

"You be jonzing boy oooh! You no know say chicken na gun, and tasty fried chicken na stainless gun?" Ade educated Ola his Yoruba brother.

"So where una go get tasty fried chicken na?" Ola was exempted himself from the mission.

"You dey mad ooh! Instead of you to say where we go see tasty chicken lap, you dey say where una go get tasty fried chicken, who be una? Abi you no wan follow us go?" Ogbonta attacked.

"Okay where we go see chicken buy?" Ola wished he could excuse himself from the mission.

"We no go buy, we go hire"

"Flo! Flo go fit help us hire chicken, better one!" Nnamdi said.

"I go reason am the thing this evening!" Ogbonta could see Flo in his shop attending to customers from where he sat at Umoh's

"But how much we go ask Dornu papa to pay us before we go release him daughter?" Igbo man Nnamdi asked.

"Hmmmm, make we ask for 500k!" Ogbonta suggested.

"500k too small ooh! Make we ask for 1.5 million Naira you know say him papa na former house of rep member, him go fit afford 1.5 million" Nnamdi countered.

"Na true ooh, and we go fit share the money, e go reach all of us wella!" Ola spoke out.

"So how we go take share the money when e come?" A typical igbo man would always ask such question.

"Enadi!! We never see money you don dey ask how we go take share am! Omo ibo buru! Omo ibo ya were!" Ola cursed.

"Same to you, i wish you the same!" Nnamdi returned, "abeg tell them make them give me another plate of 404 and one bottle of pammy"

"Ola abeg make the 404 and pammy go round jor! Today na your bieday and you win 50k for school of disciple yesterday"

"Na true ooh today na him bieday ooh! Make we sing am bieday song na"

"Happy bieday to you...............Happy bieday to you................. Happy bieday to..................."

Palm wine rained on Ola who turned 30.